Jonkler

A person who masturbates in public. They are often seen with a big crowd around them, watching as they do their business.

A: Come look, there's a jonkler outside Barnes and Noble
B: Oh boy I can't wait to see him jonkle

by Billiam Weardsley February 21, 2024

Jenkoed

The act of working from home more than is usually appropriate.

I’ve been jenkoed today, don’t expect me in.

by Mr Sneebley March 8, 2024

Jonkle

Verb: To perform a jonkle like the jonkler does to Man

Noun: A jonkle, like a joke but jonkler

"That was such a funny jonkle, jonkler"
"I'm proud of you for that jonkle, Dick"

by L'Quandale Dingle III April 11, 2024

Jonkle

Jonkle (verb):

1. To pull a 'Jonkle' is to channel your inner Jonkler, making a funny Jonkle like the Jonkler would.

Jonkle (noun):

Like a joke, but for the Jonkler, archenemy of Man.

Ex 1: "Man just pulled a Jonkle, is he funny? Is there a lore reason for this Jonkle"?
Ex 2: "I will Jonkle on Arkham"

by L'Quandale Dingle III April 13, 2024

Jonker

An individual who indulges in jonkilating their schmeat with face paint on.

"You have the features of a Jonker, you backdoor porpoise!"

by Ranuncolo June 11, 2024

Jonkler Feet Obby

A Jonkler Feet Obby is a labyrinth comprised by the greatest of minds that isn't solvable by the most intellectual beings.

"oh my sigma! i'm cooked gang.. I'M IN THE JONKLER FEET OBBY!!!"

by sigmamen October 5, 2024

Jonkler jerk circle

When all the jonklers come together to from a jerk circle,

The jonkler jerked his chicken in the jonkler jerk circle.

by oscaosca October 19, 2024