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Vom-Jolt

A bodily reaction whereby you retch so violently your whole body jolts like you've been penetrated by a taser gun
The kiss was so bad, I vom-jolted and pretended I was epileptic to get away

When my beer-goggles cleared, I snuck out of bed before I vom-jolted and woke you up

Their sweet talk was so disgusting, I decided vom-jolting was not enough and penetrated myself with a taser gun

I vom-jolt every time you say my name
by a la w September 21, 2013
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Nob Jolt

Where you absolutely deck someone out of impulse at the same speed your sperms would be shot out
Dove: I absolutely just Nob Jolted Tom so hard.
Kieran: Wow, he is knocked out cold
by Doveiscool January 6, 2024
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