jhonesed

to be jhonesed is to be craiving somthing usualy used by stoners

(1)damn we have to go get that weed man
(2)shit i wold give my left arm for a slize of pizza rigt now
(3)after a hard day at work you are jhonesed for a beer

by stoner #1 August 18, 2006

Jonesed

when one has a task to do, or has an opportunity of some sort, but instead does nothing for no apparent reason, until it is too late. Normally due to the lack of drugs, or as a result of using crappy drugs.

1. I was supposed to go for that job interview today, but I fuckin jonesed on pornhub all day.

2. "Dude! you said you were gonna be there! what happened?" I don't know, after that joint I just jonesed for a while and went to sleep.

3. Fuck. I'm so jonesed. You got any?

by googalewski August 26, 2019

jonesed up

pumped up, excited and wanting to do something. Example: On the TV series "Fast & Loud" he was about to buy an old lifted van & he asked Aaron what he thought and then he said "You're all jones up, you're gonna sleep in this thing tonight".

I'm all jonesed up to go racing.

by Jonesed Up September 25, 2013

johnessia

Fucking asshole...hot girl with a dimple. Cheats and copies other ppl' s work. Nice and kind but rude at times. Greedy and loud.

Johnessia talked behind my back... Although I have to say she's pretty

by Rude and mean February 22, 2017

Jonese

Jonese is a very unique name first of all

& she is so kind and loyal but she can be rude if u get in her way. Jonese is into bad boys so she loves a good challenge in her relationships. she believes in god and she loves her bestfriend almost all the boys/girls are obsessed with her well like 10-15 boys/girls she has lots of friends. But she keeps her circle very small. She will trust you but if you break her trust that’s the end of it for you. Don’t mess with a JONESE instead of pissing her off once you find one keep her CLOSE.

Person 1 : dang she cute

Person 2 : it must be a jonese

by Lunatics Exists November 21, 2021

jonese

A very beautiful girl with the biggest heart. she's very intelligent and smart. She's always there for people and always makes them happy. she's one of the strongest people in the world and deals with her problems by herself

hi it's jonese

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Johanese

Johanese is a strong, wiling, and compassionate type of person. He has a very delicate past since he got rejected most of the time but he gets stronger every time.

He has a very unique personality, approachable and intelligent. People with this name makes jokes that are corny, ones that only they laugh at and understand. Johanese exemplifies the most annoying traits of a man.

"Johanese is a clown, you don't need to go to a circus."
"He's so stiff, he must be Johanese."

by supercalifragilisticexpie December 5, 2021