einar johannes

einar johannes is an entety that can give u the best fuck u will eksperianse. he will perform a so cald "little L" and bring joi to your life. he is sexy and better than any Håkon you will find. he can also kiss u like a god.

girl1: i´m so tierd of all these håkons and fuck boys
Girl2 : get ur self a einar johannes like I have, no others have given me orgasims like that.

by søs søk January 5, 2021

Johangel

Every nigga named Johangel is either bald, skinny or shaped like the number 11.

Sometimes all of the above

Who’s that ugly bald nigga?

That’s Johangel

by Asksjdns January 29, 2020

Johanne

Johanne is the loveliest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s so sweet and helpful, and typically very good at cooking. She’s also strong and adventurous. Her humor is beyond compare, and she’ll make you laugh for hours. She has many friends as she is very nice and welcoming. If you have a Johanne in your life, you have been blessed.

“Johanne is so beautiful”

“She sure is”

by The wisest1234 March 8, 2021

JohanDelca

A name combined with the first name “Johan” and also the person is really good at video games.

“Wow the username JohanDelca is amazing at video games” “JohanDelca is so cool, if only I could be more like him”

by Johanis2good@videogames June 17, 2021

Johannes

Most likely a ginger, but a cool on at that, if you ever stumble into a Johannes, take the opportunity and ask him where the gold is.
They shouldn't be hard to spot, because they're super tall, but if you ever look one in the eye for too long, they enter attack mode, giant lasers will come out of their eyes and the world is doomed.

Look over there! That's probably a Johannes

by MynameisnotJohannes February 2, 2021

Johanne

A black nigga who always wants beef

Oh shit it’s johanne
Frik run he’s gonna drop us (or at least try to and fail)

by TheBoyNextDoor69 January 23, 2018

Johannes

Midget… all i have to say.

Your as low as johannes.

by Pocketshot226 September 6, 2021