Jizz

Another word for cum. aka what comes out of a mans dick in ejaculation.

go to youtube and type in "Jizz in my pants by the lonely island"

"I jizzed in my pants."

by JIZZ63 July 20, 2009

Jizzness

When something is so good, it makes you cum all in your pants.

I was listening to 'Turning Japanese' the other day and I spent in my britches. It was the jizzness!

by Jamballs June 1, 2010

Jizz

that white shizz that boys are so proud of.
a.k.a. spermmmmsss!
contains zinc and calcium which help prevent tooth decay!

whats really in your toaster strudel icing.

eww he jizzed on her face now she looks like a glazed donut

by csacdsvds February 17, 2009

Jizzed

When you feel extremely excited about something.

OMG BVB, I'm so jizzed you've responded to my fan mail!!!

by pepitabis November 24, 2019

Jizz

White stuff that is ejected from the penis after sex which impregnates the women.

Can I jizz in you or on your face?

by Pussy is great September 19, 2016

the JIZZ’s

The JIZZ’s (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar) are a not so elite opponents to the GAYS (the Global Assault Yeet Squad) but they help the BBC’s (Bolivian Battlement Camp).

the JIZZ’s soldier: Oh no! The GAYS are coming with the tactical technique of the ‘Head Spine’!
BBC soldier: The GAYS will be too much!

by British-Guy January 10, 2020

Jizz

a male sex explosion

hey dude i jizzed all over her titties! it was rate good!

by Dogy ramss January 12, 2008