jizz

(adj.)
when any noun (person/place/thing/act/event/etc) is so epic that it would cause one to orgasm

Ruko: Hey, did you see Joan's jizz shirt today?
Hiro: It's as if she's not wearing ANYTHING...SO jizz.

Ruko: Yo, you goin' to that jizz party tonight?
Hiro: I don't know man, if Joan's coming...then maybe
Ruko: Coming? You bet!
Hiro: Jizz.

by Har the Czar April 26, 2009

Jizz

Slang term for stuff that may be perceived as bad or rubbish or waste. Obviously originating and linked to male ejaculate or semen. But commonly used to describe other things perceived to be rubbish.

Your talking Jizz

by Stealth Siggi July 3, 2014

Jizz

White shit that comes out of your penis.
like the song jizz in my pants

Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I Jizz in my pants

by XDDeannaXD May 27, 2009

jizz

noun-sperm or semen
verb-ejaculate

1. The condom is full of jizz.

2. I jizzed all over her face.

by DuckSick April 10, 2009

jizz

noun; slang term for the frosting they use at Cinnebon.

Hey, can you give me some extra jizz on that thing?

by BrianJo. November 30, 2010

jizz

found to be a 100% cure for the common cold. often if taken from a friend. jizzermantium stickium or "jizz" is said to make up approximately 78% of the flu jab.

doctor doctor iv got a cold...can i please hav sum jizz

by Dr Iknowwhatcurescolds March 5, 2009

Jizz

The color changing in your milk

Oh no, my milk jizzed!

by Jizz specialist November 1, 2017