(n.)A war taking place approximately 14 light years above what we now know as Jerusalem. The war is as gruesome as it is distant as it is in space.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.
“Hey you hear about that Space Battle of Jerusalem?”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”
by TheSmudge January 14, 2018
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by Natsla September 5, 2009
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sandles that arabs , and middleastern people wear , deserts + sand = jerusalem sand slappers
could be anyone in flip flops and sandles tooo
could be anyone in flip flops and sandles tooo
by stylin101 November 4, 2009
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Dude 2: No dude, what did you do!?
Dude 1: I went to the fridge.. opened it.. and in it I found two steaks and half a chocolate-cake! Such loot!
Dude 2: Sweet juices of Jerusalem, I must say, that is some badass loot for the serious muncher!
Dude 2: No dude, what did you do!?
Dude 1: I went to the fridge.. opened it.. and in it I found two steaks and half a chocolate-cake! Such loot!
Dude 2: Sweet juices of Jerusalem, I must say, that is some badass loot for the serious muncher!
by Dallester November 12, 2009
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"Yea but now she won't stop asking me to go to her bible study."
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Type of person you need in harrowing times, when the shit hits the fan call on a jerunk. Basically pulling shit out of nowhere to make a bad situation great.
Type of person you need in harrowing times, when the shit hits the fan call on a jerunk. Basically pulling shit out of nowhere to make a bad situation great.
by Radnads October 5, 2006
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