Jerris

An amazing guy who gets along with everyone. He is nice, funny, sweet and cute. If you ever get a chance to date one, KEEP HIM! He stands up for his friends and isn't afraid to speak his mind.

"That guy is cute, I bet his name is Jerris"

by John Doesphina December 6, 2013

Jerry

He's a very sweet boy and only falls in love with one girl....

But he can go all night with that girl. ;) he's great in bed and knows how to have sex. he has a nice penis and a good ass. All the girls want to have sex with him.

i want to get in Jerry's pants

Jerry and Samantha have sex every night

Nina wants to get in bed with Jerry

by kyle_2009 May 3, 2009

Jerry

A person who fucks up a bathroom. They shit all over the toilet. They leave splatter or skid marks all over the toilet bowl.

Dude, that nasty Jerry just took a shit and fucked up the bathroom!

by SeaSloth February 2, 2019

Jerry

An amazing kid that will make you fall to ur knees in front of him

Jerry, ur my king

by Master_Haxer101 December 4, 2019

Jerry

Jerry is a huga penis. Nobody could ever imagine how big this penis is. Every girl wants him (maybe some boys too) because he's the best penis the whole world. Include Jerry is unbelievable (unbieberuble) sexy.

U got somethin' in ur pants that I really wanna blow.

Sex sex sex on u...

Jerry is also called Bieberconda.

Do you know yet which penis I'm talking about?

Jerry = Bieberconda = Justin Bieber's Penis.

Girl: OMFG i want Jerry inside me!
Me: STOP IT STOP IT! MY OVARIES! I NEED JERRY!

by i69Jerry October 6, 2012

jerries

A shortened form of "Germans" that wasn't really any shorter but was a bit easier to say. You can't really say "Gers" so it became "Jerries". Not necessarily a racial slur, but Germans may take offense to this.

Bill: "Hey lookit the Germans makin hot dogs over there."

Frank: "Refer to them as 'jerries', please."

by Jacob Holdaway April 6, 2008

Jerry

An ancient God, who ruled over the Earth and gave very sexist prophecies. He believed that women belonged in the kitchen, while the men ruled over them.

"Make me a sandwich." The first words Jerry ever said to a woman

by Alexandrove May 25, 2012