Jebus

Word used in place of Jesus, usually for children who attend church a couple times and assume they aren’t going to hell.

Sweet jebus your mum looked so fucking sexy today.

by Beefy potato-rito March 28, 2019

Jebus

Jesus' twin brother that become more famous through a meme

JEBUS LOVES ME THIS I KNOW, FOR HIS FORESKIN TOLD ME SOOOOOOOO

by KMKIKMIM March 31, 2020

jerbus

the cool kid who is in every fandom

jerbus like hallow knight
stfu this is a funeral

by cocksona May 11, 2022

Sexy Jebus

An utterance often screamed out after a terrifying or startling instance.

"Oh Sexy Jebus! Oh Sexy Jebus, help meh!"

by Marauder Shagger February 7, 2009

Crusty Jebus

A new strain of highly contagious fast acting STI, consisting of dried mucus around the genitalia. Very commonly spread in party’s set in the 80s.

Johnny gave Sandy his crusty jebus last night

by Hugh_jackmeoff October 7, 2018

jebus

A word originaly used by Homer Simpson while on a rafting trip full of mishap and adventure and later when he became a missionary.

"Save me Jebus!" (extra ten letters)

by Matt Jack June 27, 2006

Jebus

Originally used in an episode of Family Guy in the end of their 1999 season, by cardinals reading through the bible. Later used by the Simpsons' Homer when he became a missionary. Now, it's just slang for anything from Jesus to shrooms.

"On page ---, it says Jebus, isn't supposed to say Jesus?"
"SAVE ME JEBUS!"
"Sweet Jebus, don't touch me there!"

by The Real Slim Jebus October 10, 2005