Jaspering

What Jasper does when he is in the bathroom by himself.

Person 1: Where is Jasper? He’s been inside the bathroom for 2 class periods.

Person 2: He’s probably Jaspering

by SadboyMqtthew69 April 10, 2020

jasper

Jewish Anglo-Saxon Protestant. Used by some Jews in Northern California to describe people of Jewish heritage who have completely assimilated into white gentile culture to the point that they are indistinguishable from WASPs, or people who seem like WASPs but are Jewish or half-Jewish. The term probably had its roots in the early 20th century when Eastern European Jewish immigrants to the U.S. resented the more assimilated, wealthier, more established American Jews of German and Austrian origin, thus making it the opposite of kike. The term is rarely used outside of the Bay Area and its use seems to be dying out given the almost total assimilation of American Jewry, particularly in the West.

He seems so goyish, but he's really a jasper.

by Rattus cattus October 19, 2006

jasper

Guy who usually dates the wrong person. Usually a drama queen but totally cute and intoxicatingly charming. Suspected to be gay occasionally.

That guy is acting like such a "jasper."

He's falling for her like a "jasper".

by Michelle B April 5, 2008

jasper

1) A lesbian (of any race...) 2) A common name for pet pigs.

"Get over here, Jasper", said Farmer John.

by Golem was a greedy stripper September 25, 2006

Jasper

a jasper is a crazy ass person who doesn't know when to stop talking and always screams at people. He has a small dick
and he's hella weird. He's always high on crack.

Jasper: AKJFHIUNDOUHKADNEIUX

by TheNamesPerson123 March 26, 2019

jasper

An all use term that means beverage.

Mate, pass the jasper, I'm gasping

by gargleflex October 26, 2010

Jasper

A name used to describe a hopeless lover.

Yo man you need to grow some balls and stop being a Jasper!

by Kassanu November 6, 2008