What Jasper does when he is in the bathroom by himself.
Person 1: Where is Jasper? He’s been inside the bathroom for 2 class periods.
Person 2: He’s probably Jaspering
Person 2: He’s probably Jaspering
by SadboyMqtthew69 April 10, 2020
Jewish Anglo-Saxon Protestant. Used by some Jews in Northern California to describe people of Jewish heritage who have completely assimilated into white gentile culture to the point that they are indistinguishable from WASPs, or people who seem like WASPs but are Jewish or half-Jewish. The term probably had its roots in the early 20th century when Eastern European Jewish immigrants to the U.S. resented the more assimilated, wealthier, more established American Jews of German and Austrian origin, thus making it the opposite of kike. The term is rarely used outside of the Bay Area and its use seems to be dying out given the almost total assimilation of American Jewry, particularly in the West.
by Rattus cattus October 19, 2006
Guy who usually dates the wrong person. Usually a drama queen but totally cute and intoxicatingly charming. Suspected to be gay occasionally.
by Michelle B April 05, 2008
by Golem was a greedy stripper September 21, 2006
a jasper is a crazy ass person who doesn't know when to stop talking and always screams at people. He has a small dick
and he's hella weird. He's always high on crack.
and he's hella weird. He's always high on crack.
Jasper: AKJFHIUNDOUHKADNEIUX
by TheNamesPerson123 March 26, 2019
by gargleflex October 26, 2010
by Kassanu October 23, 2006