Jantzen

Jantzen is a word that has dual meanings.
1. To userp an undeserved posistion without any qualifications and or through nepotism or sexual favors.

2. To assualt without proper cause a fellow employee at your place of work or employement.

1. That guy "jantzened" his way into that job because he's sleeping with his boss.

2. I hate that dude because he's smarter and better looking than me. I think Im going to go "jantzen" him with my fist upside his head.

by sputukus March 14, 2008

jartman

a mix between a julie and a cartman, hence a jartman. jartmans can often be found partying it up at the leper colony listening to very unrufus-like music. timmeh deluxes are the sworn enemy of jartmans everywhere

miz ate all the doritos? what a jartman

by Jona Goldy July 24, 2008

jarticle

the words 'journal' and 'article' mashed together

So, what did you think of that jarticle we had to read for psychology?

by Lesticles October 14, 2011

Jantzyn

An amazing, beautiful, perfect girl who has a big rack and junk in the trunk. She's short and smart enough to kiss major ass!

Wow. I wish I had a girlfriend like Jantzyn.

by Hollyhock May 12, 2014

Jaritzi

An amazingly beautiful girl who is always up for food and fun. No matter what the time is, if you’re up for McDonald’s, she’s up for it too. She’s always loving and caring even if she keeps it in the inside so keep her around for good (by that I mean put a ring on it). People are often drawn to her by her “sistersuperlative” personality. Right now she’s probably busy eating chicken nuggets in sweatpants, a random shirt she found, and a two second messy bun whilst singing along to songs from her partially messed up childhood. She often goes to school in somewhat baggy clothes and still pulls it off. Go her!!

Person 1: I wish I could be Jaritzi.
Person 2: Yeah she’s lookin’ fine in those sweats, I kinda just wanna eat her up.
*Jaritzi hears the convo*
Jaritzi: You know what I wanna eat up? Chicken Nuggets. Who’s with me?!
Everyone: ME!!
Jaritzi: WOW this has never happened before...... I’m sister shook

by Samara Boyd October 29, 2018

Jatzive

A very gorgeous latina who always manages to make you smile. You fall in love with her amazing charm. She got booty and can be kinky. Dont play with her feeling or she'll fight back. Always tell her that you love her, and make sure shes certain about it.

"Yo, just tell me"
"Ok ok, I really like Jatzive. She so hot and charming"
"you bitch, you know I like her too"
*fights*

by Mr. Know-It all January 7, 2019

jart

when you shart in your jeans.

wriley’s jart at lunch and it was gnarly.

by LE123 October 17, 2019