jarkoslawism

the inevitable fate of "Literal" of staying at 90 hp in every video game regardless of time or date

Literal is at 90 hp again, god damn jarkoslawism syndrome

by AlwaysLiteral September 3, 2023

Jarkear

(Verbo)
Cuando te insertas un objeto por un orificio corporal, generalmente en área genital (como la vagina o el ano) para mostrar lo mucho que te gusta.

Imita la expresión “POC”/“por el culo” (“me gusta tanto que me lo meto por el culo”)

“He oído que te gustaban los Cheetos”

“Sí tío, están buenísimos, me los jarkeo cada día”

—-
“Esta serie me encanta, me la voy a jarkear esta tarde”

by saraorokana February 21, 2024

Jarklin

Doing something in a playful manner; ie messing around

"did you know that pigs can fly now?"
"what?!"
"I'm just jarklin with you bro!"

by William stratfordawn March 16, 2024

jarklin

Jarklin is a word you use when you're just messing around.

"you're nose is big"
"Omg why would you say that to me"
"Chill I was just jarklin with you"

by Loomyllama March 16, 2024

jarklin

When you wanna tell someone that your just messing with them you can use the word jarklin

"what's your name?"
"Lifgimberson the great"
"Wait really?"
"No I'm just jarklin with you"

by Loomyllama March 16, 2024

wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)

Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob

by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024