A generous, good-looking, godly man. He provides for his family and does whatever it takes to make his queen/wife happy. He is a example of a REAL man.
Being Jaree is the best thing ever man.
by shaniaya December 22, 2016
Get the Jareemug. The most caring guy ever. He has gorgeous green eyes, and has a passion for music. He even writes his own music, and it it amazing. He is extremely loving, but has very low self-esteem. If you love him, in time he will surely love you back.
by Rayne-Boh February 2, 2012
Get the Jaredmug. Jareds tend to be very tall, and very attractive. They have a hipster style, mixed with a little bit of rock. Jareds usually are very intelligent, and can be very overprotective in a serious situation. He knows how to treat a girl, and can always tell how girls feel just by hearing their voices. If you ever start dating a Jared, never let him go.
Girl 1: Did you see what Jared is wearing today?
Girl2 2: omg, yes! He's so adorable! I just want to take off his beanie and ruffle his hair!
Girl 1: I know right!
Girl 2: If he ever asks me out its a definite yes!
Girl2 2: omg, yes! He's so adorable! I just want to take off his beanie and ruffle his hair!
Girl 1: I know right!
Girl 2: If he ever asks me out its a definite yes!
by nickiminajared December 28, 2012
Get the Jaredmug. A charming, smart, sweet, caring guy, that stole my heart from the first day. Utter blissfulness whenever in his presence..
by whitskin18 April 18, 2010
Get the Jaredmug. Beast Of All Trades, Always Copied Never Duplicated! Worth Weight In Gold!, Hes Their When You Need Him, And Still Their When You Dont,
by MooseMan420 November 22, 2011
Get the Jaredmug. A best friend to many and a true love to an especially lucky girl. He cares so very much and his love is best described as perfection every breathing second it is given. A Jared is funny to all and just as kind. If you cross paths with my Jared... Know that he is mine. And I wouldn't change it for the world.
The love of my life can be none other than Jared.
by BryLoves February 2, 2017
Get the Jaredmug. Below you will find when to say "No Jareds" and what it means when you use them.
1. When someone says "no johns", or no excuses, to something where you have a very legitimate excuse. Using "No Jareds" as a retort means the person saying "no johns" has no basis to say "no johns" and are thereby wrong.
2. When you are correct but the other person refuses to acknowledge or accept that you are indeed right. "No Jareds" in this case means you are in fact correct but the other person is just too stupid, ignorant, and proud to accept it. No matter what, they won't admit they are wrong and you are right.
3. When someone is joking about something and then someone else (the person to whom we'll call Jared) calls you out on that and tries to use it against you.
4. When you blatantly lie about someone in desperate hopes to make others laugh. This also includes taking your own faults and declaring the other person guilty, thus being a hypocrite. Also, see the more general term, no jareds.
1. When someone says "no johns", or no excuses, to something where you have a very legitimate excuse. Using "No Jareds" as a retort means the person saying "no johns" has no basis to say "no johns" and are thereby wrong.
2. When you are correct but the other person refuses to acknowledge or accept that you are indeed right. "No Jareds" in this case means you are in fact correct but the other person is just too stupid, ignorant, and proud to accept it. No matter what, they won't admit they are wrong and you are right.
3. When someone is joking about something and then someone else (the person to whom we'll call Jared) calls you out on that and tries to use it against you.
4. When you blatantly lie about someone in desperate hopes to make others laugh. This also includes taking your own faults and declaring the other person guilty, thus being a hypocrite. Also, see the more general term, no jareds.
Definition #1:
Guy 1: So why didn't you go to the dance?
Guy 2: I was sick... (legitimately sick)
Guy 1: No johns!
Guy 2: No jareds!
Definition #2:
Guy 1: So, how much protein do you think is in a cup of grapes?
Guy 2: Hm, I'd say about one gram.
Guy 1: HAHA YOU IDIOT, MY MOTHER WHO IS A PATHOLOGIST SAYS THERE ISN'T ANY PROTEIN IN GRAPES!
Guy 2: Really..because nutritiondata.com states otherwise.
Guy 1: What..I-- No, that is just an unreliable ".com" blogging site, I choose to believe my mother; you are wrong and I am right.
Guy 2: No jareds...
Definition #3:
Guy 1: Christmas is on December 25.
Guy 2: No it's not! (joking, using a silly voice)
Guy 1: Yes it is, it always has been and always will be.
Guy 2: I was kidding, learn to take a joke. No jareds!
Definition #4:
Guy 1: Wow you immature nub, stop abusing your admin powers!
Guy 2: ..You barely have any powers and still abuse everything you can in the game. You think I would give you more to mess with? NO JAREDS
Guy 1: So why didn't you go to the dance?
Guy 2: I was sick... (legitimately sick)
Guy 1: No johns!
Guy 2: No jareds!
Definition #2:
Guy 1: So, how much protein do you think is in a cup of grapes?
Guy 2: Hm, I'd say about one gram.
Guy 1: HAHA YOU IDIOT, MY MOTHER WHO IS A PATHOLOGIST SAYS THERE ISN'T ANY PROTEIN IN GRAPES!
Guy 2: Really..because nutritiondata.com states otherwise.
Guy 1: What..I-- No, that is just an unreliable ".com" blogging site, I choose to believe my mother; you are wrong and I am right.
Guy 2: No jareds...
Definition #3:
Guy 1: Christmas is on December 25.
Guy 2: No it's not! (joking, using a silly voice)
Guy 1: Yes it is, it always has been and always will be.
Guy 2: I was kidding, learn to take a joke. No jareds!
Definition #4:
Guy 1: Wow you immature nub, stop abusing your admin powers!
Guy 2: ..You barely have any powers and still abuse everything you can in the game. You think I would give you more to mess with? NO JAREDS
by Complete Truth December 2, 2009
Get the No Jaredsmug.