3 definitions by Peachybeb

Jared

Jared is 2 feet tall and 6 feet wide, he is basically big chungus irl. Jared's greatest success in life is creating the thot blockers.

Girl 1:God Jared is thiccer than a snicker
Girl 2:nah I'd compare him to a bowl of oatmeal

by Peachybeb January 4, 2019

Samuel

Samuel, a guy who has major cake with extra frosting. Despite him having cake he also gives off major wholesome vibes and always passes his vibe checks.

Girl: damn Samuel needs to give me his workout routine he has some major cake...

by Peachybeb November 6, 2019

Daddy Delos

The daddies of dads, one of the hOtTeSt science teachers ever.

Girl 1: I have daddy delos next period.
Girl 2: Good luck with you lady boner.

by Peachybeb April 24, 2019