Salty Janitor

When someone licks your balls clean after a sweaty activity like a trip to the gym or an intense run.

She gave me a Salty Janitor last night. Licked the boys squeaky clean.

by CaptainPoopy May 12, 2015

Ghost busters janitor

A janitor at a middle school who sends kid to the bathroom to sit in a circle for a ritual against KKK and knows asl and drinks blood from virgin vaginas!!and watched kids at lunch and records girls buts

Hey did u see the "ghost busters janitor"
The janitor?guy
Ya!!
OMG YEZ he's scary he watched me bend down to pick up my hair tie!!

Grosss

by Kys_____.c January 31, 2017

Janitor

When a girl is giving you a blow job, and just as you are about to ejaculate, you whip your penis out of her mouth and jizz all over the ground. Then you mop it up with her hair and throw her down a flight of stairs.

Jim: Wow jake, you really gave her a good janitor. you should be a real janitor.
Jake: I thought mopping up my jizz with ur mom's hair made me a real janitor (sobs)

by the jjjjanitor May 6, 2011

digital janitor

Office job that mostly involves cleanup and maintenance of digital databases or files; such as backup, restoration, updates, upgrades, purges, archiving, etc. Requires a modicum familiarity with basic computer operations including file and database management but little in the way of problem solving skills or creativity.

His business card might call him a Database Administrator but he's really just a glorified digital janitor.

by wurdnerd November 20, 2009

dirty janitor

During missionary sex after a long night of drinking and debauchery; the man throws-up on the woman's chest right when he is about to cum, then right before ejaculation he wipes his cock all over the vomit covered chest as he cums as if it were a mop.

"Mike was sooo drunk that he preformed the dirty janitor for the first time! Then, I came!"

by 1978dRuMmErMaN August 5, 2014

Janitor Tail

A grouping of garbage bags that hangs from the back pocket to create a tail like effect.

"Frank: Hey Bill, that's one swell janitor tail!
Bill: Why thanks Frank!"

"My janitor tail is trippin'."

by Bill the Janitor August 22, 2008

the janitorial services of america

just like it says. also a euphemism inferred to relate the concurrence of a person's actions in analogy to being homosexual

that was stoopid man.
YEah that was completely gay!
haha. gay like the janitorial services of america dooshbaggett

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie May 26, 2004