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High Jumper

An amazingly awesome track athlete that does the hardest event in all of track! High Jumpers must have speed, endurance, flexibility, agility, guts, and they have to look good! Thats right! High Jumpers are extremely good looking! They have to run at full speed at a stationary object and if they don't jump at the perfect time they will either completely miss the mat and land on the ground or fall on the bar and get nasty battle scars. If they do jump at the right time they have to go into contortionist mode and get their entire body over the bar and try not to land on their head! And they look sexy throughout the entire process!
Jane is one of the best high jumpers in the state, she cleared 5'6" at yesterdays meet!
by highjumpcutie November 19, 2010
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Jasper Hale

Twilight vampire who is often forgotten but is equally as sexy as Edward Cullen. How can undead, chivalrous, Southern vampires get hotter? Team Jasper!
History teacher: Tiffany, what is the most important part of the Civil War?

Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
by hahaha! Penelope! May 13, 2009
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Jameer

The Best Person U can Ever meet he is Nice Loving Good at Basket ball And Loves his friends and supportive to some other he can get annoyed easily but he has a Sence of Humor For Everything’s
Jameer is Sweet
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jelly jumper

tc is a jelly jumper
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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Jamerphobic

jamerphobic is being afraid of gamers who only like danganronpa, persona, and Shin Megami Tensei. these people are really sensitive to jokes that poke at them.
Yo you wanna go hang out with (name)?

nah, i'm jamerphobic.
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Credit Jumper

You are on a team at work. You have worked your ass off on a project...did all the research, assimilated the material, produced the presentation...etc. Your superior reviews the information, gives you kudos on a job well done. At the final presentation, superior talks about how hard the research was...the time it took to put it together...blah...blah...blah....and does NOT mention your name or effort. Everyone assumes it was her works and she gladly takes 'Full Credit' for the project....a 'Credit Jumper'.....does not even bat an eyelash!
Jane is a stinking Credit Jumper! Didn't even mention her team at the presentation!
by IWFPP February 5, 2010
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Running a Jammer

verb: When hoovering over the seat of a port-o-let and letting the juice go all over the seat, making worksite art.
by floor boy October 20, 2003
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