A man with luscious red hair and a voice of an angel from the band, A Skylit Drive. The most sensual human being on this earth.
"OH MY GOD LYDIA, LOOK, IT'S JAG."
"JOOLYA, I CANNOT CONTAIN MY E-BONER. IT IS STABBING ANGELS IN THE EYE."
"JOOLYA, I CANNOT CONTAIN MY E-BONER. IT IS STABBING ANGELS IN THE EYE."
by Joolya January 25, 2009
A mis-spelling of the word "haha" often used when typing the word with one hand using swift input. If your finger starts at the "j" instead of "h", it becomes "jags".
by Lew-wap March 15, 2022
by Conrad Maximilian April 14, 2019
A name of a guy that has a long ass name and is the tallest motherfucker you ever met and and plays so much video games
by Da man chicken September 26, 2018
A. To, through no skill of your own, make something fortuitous happen. or
B. To seriously screw up something. or
C. To burp the worm (masturbate).
B. To seriously screw up something. or
C. To burp the worm (masturbate).
A. You bastard! How did you jag that? (after winning a prize)
A. Somehow jagged that one! (after fluking a pool shot)
B. Oh fuck! I jagged it! (after missing a pool shot)
C. I didn't have anything to do, so I jagged it 'til it bled.
A. Somehow jagged that one! (after fluking a pool shot)
B. Oh fuck! I jagged it! (after missing a pool shot)
C. I didn't have anything to do, so I jagged it 'til it bled.
by Dav Byrne January 07, 2006
A verb to be used when one means serious business, and wishes to express their anger. Can mean to hurt, burn, kill, or basically just fuck the person up.
by Friendly Niggerhood Spiderman February 10, 2014