jackoff sauce

Anything used as a lubricant that NORMALLY ISN'T nor SHOULD BE used as one such as but isn't limited to vehicle fluids, paints, thinners tea tree oil, shaving cream, and or condiments from the kitchen and or restaurant for that matter such as ketchup and or mayonnaise
Example

Kerry's favorite jackoff sauce is ketchup and mayonnaise

by Diggems Nahalfshell April 19, 2024

el jackoff

pronounced ehl jah-koff

An asshole with no cooth. A person who spoils a party and causes everyone to leave progressively. The guy who will inevitably piss off another individual with his ignorance.

Aw shit! Here comes el jackoff. Let's get the fuck outta here.

Thanks a lot el jackoff

by The Shooter October 27, 2008

Jackoff

When you tell some one to piss off

Jackoff you bitch

by EDP445forprez July 1, 2020

Frosty jackoff

Having sex with a frozen sperm popsicle

I enjoy using my frosty jackoff to pleasure myself

by Bambililiy June 29, 2022

Jackoff Method

What a person does to make someone else unable to use hunting equipment

I used the Jackoff method on my hunting equipment so he is unable to use it

by anonymous February 11, 2022

undisgraceful jackoff

Someone who is very annoying,stupid,and a bitch

Avery- hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Adrian- what you undisgraceful jackoff

by Big lil red July 23, 2022

jackoff assault

This can be the act of masturbating continuously(several times)until all semen has been ejaculated, or the act of three or more males violently masturbating onto a member of the opposite or same sex.

"I haven't masturbated in a week; time for a jackoff assault"--or--"A couple of us finished her/him off with a jackoff assault".

by darkangel18 May 8, 2015