Justin Bieber 

A 12 year old boy that has yet to hit puberty. Girls go crazy for him. They are dropping ovaries faster than his own balls are dropping.

"Seeing Justin Bieber perform causes my ovaries to drop."
" Too bad he hasn't hit puberty yet."

Justin Bieber by milkster23 October 8, 2013

Justin Bieber 

One of The Worlds main distractions for teen girls and maybe guys too. right next to Jersey Shore, and American Idol. This is Just my opinion thou.

Yeah he makes whack music too that your girl will probably die for, how unfortunate no talent.

Girl:Omg Justin Bieber. Bieber fever!
Everyone: Yes we get it you are a fan, moving on..

Justin Bieber by Johnstaysfitted May 14, 2011

Justin Bieber 

An untalented person with bad hair that needs serious counseling.

"Yo! Sometimes Bon'Qui'Qui can be such a Justin Bieber!"

Justin Bieber by jalisa2170 March 9, 2012

Justin Bieber 

If you're looking here, you probably have Bieber Fever.

Girl: OMGz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 Liek! Justin Bieber'z SO HAWT!!!!!11!!one

Guy: You mean Justine Bieber?

Justin Bieber by Lucio Soph August 29, 2010

Justin Bieber 

A more acceptable term for someone who is a talentless cunt.

Geezer 1: God look at that talentless cunt on MTV.

Geezer 2: Shit, have we got another Justin Bieber on our hands?

Geezer 1 : No, MTV doesn't play music videos anymore you idiot, I'm talking about this guy on The Hills.

Justin Bieber by Jesushimself1111 January 18, 2011

Justin Bieber 

This little high pitched singer that thinks he's the shit cuz he knows Usher and Asher Roth.

The only reason Usher and Asher Roth hang out with Justin Bieber is because he lets them rape him in the ass.

Justin Bieber by Tikibarberfan March 15, 2010

Justin Bieber 

An aural-borne disease that affects many young females; usually between the ages 3 and 15. The virus targets the brain, releasing a high level of chemicals, causing large influxes of euphoria, anxiety, and depression. It later spreads to the nervous system, resulting in high-pitched singing or screaming, seizures, idolization feminine male celebrities, and surprise urination.

"Something's.... up with your daughter, isn't there?"

"Yeah, she's got Justin Bieber in her head. She's been pissing her pants for weeks listening to some preteen music garbage and putting up posters of an unattractive woman. It's pretty serious, I'd rather not talk about it."

"Shit, sorry dude."

Justin Bieber by H8r-x October 10, 2013