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doomsday class

1: what year did u graduate?

2: i m doomsday class...BITCH!
by TRENDSETTA123 March 27, 2011
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doomsday gene

A cognitive personality disorder that causes a normally rational person to assume the worst possible case scenario until proven otherwise.
"Why doesn't the client want me in the meeting? They must want me off the account! You know I have the doomsday gene."
by heresthestory February 9, 2017
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Doomsday Raider

A person who panic buys items during a crisis situation and sells them for profit once a store’s stock is cleaned out
Those Doomsday Raiders just scalped all the toilet paper and ammo
by OldDogg April 28, 2021
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fat doomsdays

When you puff the biggest or fattest cloud you can
Brandon:dude my vape puffs fat doomsdays
by Fat clout clouds April 19, 2018
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Doomsday Bunny

A woman that repeatedly offers sex in exchange for food, shelter, or any other comfort post-apocalypse. Although some may view her as a whore, some individuals see her as being extremely resourceful. A woman in this predicament will often say "you got to do, what you got to do"
She never prepped for the end of the world because she wanted to be a doomsday bunny.
by lukebacksighter March 25, 2020
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Doomsday

Doomsday is a day which cannot be revived even by dark magic. It is a day also referred to as "Mondays." However it can go beyond a typical "Monday" and may be much worse.
Dude, I feel like I am having the WORST doomsday ever!
by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017
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Doomsday Clock

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.
According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?
by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023
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