Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor

"A Swedish saying that simply means not to use ineffective or inproper methods to solve a problem. For example; a student uses a hammer to cut wood in half." -Brevqvist

A: Why doesn't it work?
B: Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor am I right? You are using the wrong tool dear.

by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck November 1, 2023

Integricide

(v) A mashup of "integrity" and "suicide" meaning 'to assassinate one's own character and credibility through an exposed pattern of deceit, deception, prevarication, equivocation and any and every other terminology that can be linked to dishonesty.'

Man 1: "The governmedia committed integricide years ago but, for some reason, most people still listen to them. Go figure."

Woman 1: "It amazes me that people still vote because there hasn't been a single politician who hasn't publicly committed integricide in decades."

Woman 2: "I know! All the politicians, the knews media, the military; it's like they're all in a mass integricide pact!"

by Shandooga McGluckfeez June 7, 2008

inexplicable

Impossible, or extremly difficult, to explain (usually in words).

It is inexplicable how Princess Peach and Princess Daisy switched seats after Princess Rosalina screamed in a small chamber.
-My narration for 'The 3 Little Princesses' on Youtube, icygirl9000's production

by Mr. Wario April 23, 2016

Integer Correlation

The scientific name for the hate you feel the more time you spend with a person

Man I spent all weekend with wilson im starting to feel some Integer Correlation.

by BLDA October 19, 2010

Indexting

The typing of text (SMS) messages, esp. on a standard numerical keypad, using only the index finger of one hand. Is a relatively slow method for typing text messages and almost always requires that the cell phone be held in the opposite hand. Common among older cell phone users and possibly a cellular offshoot of the "Hunt-and-Peck" typing method.

Riding with my dad is scary enough, it's even worse when he starts indexting.

by Bearcat40 August 14, 2009

index promise

Index Promise was first created by Jay and Dee on February 04, 2015 . When texting a partner, You are more likely to make a promise. Since the emojis do not carry the pinky emoji to pinky promise though text. We created the index promise 👉👈 And in person It's more exciting because you wrap yours and your partners index fingers and say I index promise and kiss their finger as them yours. It's a way we showed and continue to show love to one another, by making promises like no one ever has.

I index promise👉👈 , We'll see the movie you want to see this weekend.

I index promise👉👈 to love you forever.

You index promised !👉👈

by Jaydan2415 September 24, 2018

intel inside

...idiot outside

by microshit July 17, 2003