Interrodated

When someone interrogates the EVER-LIVING SHIT out of you on a first date. A good sign you have a crazywhorebitch situation.

<sits down> "Wow, this is a really nice restaurant! So, did you fuck that waitress who said hi to you? How many girls HAVE you fucked? Did you wear a jimmy hat each time? Were any of them prettier than I am? Are you one of "those guys" who likes blowjobs all the time, because I don't feel comf-"
"WHOA!!! Fuck yo couch you crazy bitch, I didn't ask you out to get interrodated!"

by IrishSamurai September 6, 2013

Internidiot

Contraction of the words "Internet" and "Idiot". Refers to morons who say stupid things on blogs, web forums, Facebook, etc.

"I don't spend much time on web forums. All the internidiots out there drive me crazy."

by Bassman Benny February 23, 2014

Internoodle

A fun way of describing the internet if you have a phobia of nets

Hey bud! sorry I can't play Fallout 76 right now, the old Internoodle is acting up.

by Mysterious_pseudonym January 26, 2023

Non-Interview

When a company tells you they are going to give you an interview and months later they tell you that you didn't get the job without giving you the interview that they promised.

Person 1: Capital One gave me a non-interview today.
Person 2: THOSE GUTLESS BASTARDS!!!

by newyy1 May 20, 2011

Stalled Interview

When you tug one off in a bathroom stall before a big interview to calm your nerves.

I threw my tie over my shoulder, pulled my shirt out of my pants, dropped trow and nutted one out. Stalled Interview at it's finest!

by Dollhands June 4, 2016

giving interviews

giving head (it just sounds nicer to say giving an interview)

“hey, are you good at giving interviews?”

by fastestsperm_ April 20, 2020

Yale Interview

A college interview that goes far from as planned.

I accidentally made out with my Yale interviewer, how screwed am I???

by archerlightningweb January 24, 2023