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Internesting

Two or more people crowding around a device finding something on the Internet really interesting, hence it is "internesting"
"Those kids have found something internesting"
"What are those people doing? Are they internesting?"
by Doctor Louis April 15, 2017
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interestify

To purposefully mishear in order to make more interesting
Person 1: Yea apparently Bob and Sheila are going through a divorce
Person 2: Bob and Sheila are eating through a horse?
Person 1: What?? No, they're getting a divorce
Person 1: Oh, thats way less interesting, so I had to interestify it.
by DarthDeadPool May 6, 2018
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invested interests

Wall Street firms, big banks, and hedge funds who continually manipulate the financial system, news media, and politicians for their benefit.
The bailout of Bear Stearns is just another case of the invested interests getting what they want.
by Daryl Montgomery March 24, 2008
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dish interest

Extra dishes accrued when they have been sitting in the sink for longer than the pre-determined acceptable length by individuals of the same household.

The customary rate of dish interest is one piece of cutlery or small dish per day added to the heap of dishes belonging to the owner.

Dish interest is an attempt to dissuade individuals from leaving their dishes in the sink unwashed for too long. It should be noted that this policy often backfires and results in an insurmountable amount of dishes.
Joe: He's been lagging on dishes for a week now. It's time my roommate starts accruing some dish interest.

Bob: Dude! just buy a dishwasher!
by DocOnDuty February 4, 2010
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cockslap interception

When youre slapping your cock across a girls face and she grabs it mid slap with her teeth looks up at you and growls
I never even knew nice girls could pull a cockslap interception. I only got that from back alley Ho's before
by flapjackal May 23, 2015
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Wow, Very Interesting

When someone says something that intrigues you, so you say "Wow, Very Interesting"
It started when a young chinese man was in the news: caption NOW: LIFE IN THE MEDIEVAL TOWN WITH HANYONG AND THE KING OF YORK
people say this whenever something Interesting happens but you want to emphasize it
Person 1: "Hey did you hear that Donald Trump killed JFK"
Person 2: "Wow, Very Interesting
by Real Chinese Citizen March 21, 2021
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interesting

"what is you definition of interesting?
Oh God, Oh God, we're all going to die"
by taco lord October 3, 2011
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