1. Porn, lots and lots and lots of free, or pay for porn
2.shareware, freeware, software,mp3's,videos(mostly of porn) and other industrius material used by folk with computers
3. Spyware, adware, worms, viruses, lions, tigers, bears, etc.
4. Chat & e-mail, little kids talking to little kids, what parents beleive to be little kids talking to old men pretending to be little kids of oppisite sex.
5. Oroginally created for the free sharing of ideas, somewhere along the line the word "ideas" started meaning porn, and now tis is its main use
2.shareware, freeware, software,mp3's,videos(mostly of porn) and other industrius material used by folk with computers
3. Spyware, adware, worms, viruses, lions, tigers, bears, etc.
4. Chat & e-mail, little kids talking to little kids, what parents beleive to be little kids talking to old men pretending to be little kids of oppisite sex.
5. Oroginally created for the free sharing of ideas, somewhere along the line the word "ideas" started meaning porn, and now tis is its main use
80% or more of the internet is porn, my lifes mission is to recover at least 41% of the internet "if only for a breif moment, cuz thats all life is sister, is a series of moments"-Dogma
by Nolan 14 September 6, 2008
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Person 1: So, nothing as usual.
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by DonZabu September 12, 2007
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The internet is the network of computers which enables vast amounts of porn to be veiwed every day.
Other, comparitively minor uses:
- The spreading of ideas, conspiracy theories etc by any random lunatic.
- Menial conversations over IM/forums etc.
- Telling people who don't care about you about yourself.
- Stealing/manipulating money.
- Spreading viruses.
- Dating.
- Shopping.
- Research.
- Organising stuff.
- Luring people (often children, sadly) to rapists and pervets.
- Promoting publications/sites/bands etc.
- Attempting to overthrow the government.
- Making/veiwing huge archives of "funny" pictures, jokes etc.
- RPG games.
- Setting up random websites for the terminally bored such as UD.
Other, comparitively minor uses:
- The spreading of ideas, conspiracy theories etc by any random lunatic.
- Menial conversations over IM/forums etc.
- Telling people who don't care about you about yourself.
- Stealing/manipulating money.
- Spreading viruses.
- Dating.
- Shopping.
- Research.
- Organising stuff.
- Luring people (often children, sadly) to rapists and pervets.
- Promoting publications/sites/bands etc.
- Attempting to overthrow the government.
- Making/veiwing huge archives of "funny" pictures, jokes etc.
- RPG games.
- Setting up random websites for the terminally bored such as UD.
1) So I was on this lunatic fringe site the other day... did you know that the inventor of the biro has made himself immortal, is planning on taking over the world and brainwashing us all with his biro-rays? He said he'd spare me if I sent him £500 and my last born child, so I'll be okay...
2) Dude, you *really* shouldn't believe all you read on the internet...
2) Dude, you *really* shouldn't believe all you read on the internet...
by Wiggy_liastd September 5, 2008
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by Cheney October 21, 2007
Get the Internet mug.A world wide network of computers all linked together over the TCP/IP protocol. The Internet allows people to communicate in real time from different continents. Someone in South America can have an online chat with someone in Russia.
All manner of news and information can be accessed through search engines such as Google. All the major news outlets have websites that have free or subscription access to news.
You usually use the Internet via the World Wide Web. You use a Web browser such as Internet Explorer or Firefox to look things up.
The Internet is not without its problems. Viruses and spyware abound and can major mess up your computer if it becomes infested with them. You need a firewall and antivirus program for safety.
All manner of news and information can be accessed through search engines such as Google. All the major news outlets have websites that have free or subscription access to news.
You usually use the Internet via the World Wide Web. You use a Web browser such as Internet Explorer or Firefox to look things up.
The Internet is not without its problems. Viruses and spyware abound and can major mess up your computer if it becomes infested with them. You need a firewall and antivirus program for safety.
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