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insta athlete

1. a person who has a mad long bio on their instagram saying how much time they devote to their sport, yet they are complete ass of an athlete. An insta athlete posts a lot of emoji's in their bio and constantly posts photos about how they are grinding, yet barely practices and absolutely sucks. This "elite athlete" may have a lot of followers, but their game is terrible and do not deserve their large amount of followers
Person 1: Dude where playing John from central tonight! He has 4000 followers and is always on his grind.

Person 2: Nah man he ass. I watched him hoop last night. Went 0-11from the field with 5 turnovers.

Person 1: Damn. He an insta athlete.
by BIG SCRAP January 16, 2016
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insta-o

When a woman orgasms because something was so great but no build up or sexual action was needed. Causes for an insta-o could be a hot guy, delicious food, or something just completely awesome.
Girl 1: Did you see that guitar player?
Girl 2: Yea, we made eye contact and had an insta-o.
by shag master August 29, 2010
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Insta Buster

The name that refers to the weak men who bust within 20 seconds of sexual intercourse. They likely have less than 5 inches and less than 6 feet
Samuel Bestwick is an insta Buster
Wow he must be gay or something
by Big_dong69420 January 27, 2021
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insta-nap

The act of napping or sleeping spontaneously anywhere and anytime, with no warning at all. Usually accompanied by lack of sleep or stress. May be considered a skill.
Josiah: Did you see that episode?
Yvette: Yea. It was funny.
Josiah: Yea, it was. I wonder what happen's next.
Yvette: zzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Josiah: wow. she just insta-napped on me. :|
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Insta-pregnant

The desire to or act of getting pregnant immediately after marriage.
Alex's desire to have a baby is so strong she wants to be insta-pregnant the second she gets married.
by Polypmaster June 2, 2015
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insta-pooping

The action of strolling through instagram while pooping.
I caught my husband insta-pooping.
by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016
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insta-poo

Time for an insta-poo break.
by hrtblk July 3, 2016
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