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erection infection

Any STD
Better use a condom or you may end up with an erection infection.
by tonto1 October 27, 2011
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Infected Booger

An infected booger is a booger that just stays in your nostril no matter how hard you pick it, blow it or Vick’s it out of your nose hole. Spicy food won’t work, neither will breaking it. It just festers and gets... infected.
“Yo Jesse, this infected booger got me squirmin.”
by SlamminSam April 2, 2020
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plumbing infection

whenever a fat mexican tells you to flush a fat lollipop down the toilet and then the fat lollipop gets stuck
Kenzie: this lollipop is gross
Zo: Flush it down the toilet

Kenzie: no thats gonna make a plumbing infection
by Drsteinscoat June 4, 2023
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Stash Infection

When one's mustache begins to get to the persons head making him/her believe they are a complete bad-ass. Stash infections begin when one starts to believe they "cannot be f*cked with!"
That guy across the bar with the handle bar mustache is staring you down. If you say "hey" and and the man does not answer at all, leaving you with a stare, the man is suffering from stash infection.
by WIllie the Kid February 20, 2009
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Yeast infection

For actual definition look up in encyclopedia.

Meant as an addition to the fact that people tend to write here that a yeast is not sexually transmittable.

ANY YEAST INFECTION is transmittable by touch, especcially sexual. Yeast produces spores. And spores may be delivered by skin-to-skin contact. So yeah,
Don't have sex with people when they are yeast infected.
You'll be sorry...
"You know she had a yeast infection ? And you had sex anyway ?"
"Sure, I bathe, so I thought it wouldn't affect me.."

"Omfg, that asshole gave me a yeast infection.."
"Are you sure it ain't anything else ?"

Wear rubbers !!
by UmmNotMe March 29, 2011
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Yeast-Infection

1) Another name for a beer buzz.

2) ALCOHOLISM with a strong lust for beer.

3) Inability to stop after just one or two.
1) "Friends don't let friends drive with yeast-infections."

2) "Consuming twelve bottles of beer each day may result in a yeast-infection. "

3) "Dad hasn't worked in 6 months due to a yeast-infection."
by Rencewell November 8, 2011
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Immaculate Infection

married heterosexual couples who claim they have no idea how they became infected with HIV
Jim and Jane have been together for 12 years and just found out they are both HIV positive. Both say they have no idea how they got it; it must have been an Immaculate Infection.
by that chick! April 28, 2010
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