Infuckinfatufuckinated

Infatuated to a level difficult to describe without swearing.

The infuckinfatufuckination lasted all through the night.
I'm completely infuckinfatufuckinated.
He's not just infatuated, he's infuckinfatufuckinated.

by Borbat July 26, 2011

infuckingcompetent

1. Someone so incompetent they can't even figure out how to fuck.

2. AFSCME

That dude just tried to put his dick in that chick's hairy underarm. What an infuckingcompetent ass munch. Must have a union job.

by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009

EAR INFUCKTION

Pain caused in the ear by fucking the ear with force.

Her boyfriend totally gave her an ear infucktion after their our sex fest last night.

by Yasirt December 21, 2007

Incocknito

Secretly and/or quietly having sex or doing things that are sexual

"Ewwww I can hear my parents having sex, they aren't very incocknito!"

"Oh my gosh I wanna make your babies, don't worry no one will know I'll be in cocknito"

by Vagicianer February 5, 2014

Incocknito

Secretly and/or quietly having sex or doing things that are sexual

"Dude that was gross I just heard my parents having sex they weren't very incocknito!"

"Hey we need to be incocknito so my wife doesn't find us!"

"Oh my gosh lets make each others babies, no one will know, I'll be incocknito!"

by Vagicianer February 5, 2014

infuckuation

the act of wanting to fuck someone

she has total infuckuation with him, all she wants to do it fuck him.

by tchizz November 25, 2011

Infucktion

An infection obtained via sexual means.

Dude 1: Why are you wearing your glasses? Usually you wear contacts.
Dude 2: I gave myself an eye infucktion.
Dude 1: How's you manage that?
Dude 2: I was beating my meat and it got in my eye

by gwh1996 August 7, 2012