[your mothers an astronaut]

'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.

Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."

~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"

by pablo mastroeni December 20, 2008

suck your mother

the word a jamaican uses when they really want to offend you or *diss! you

boy go suck your mother u dirty fucker

by that one jamaican May 3, 2018

Your Mother's Balls

1.interjection. Accusing someone of bullshitting.
2.can also be used as "go fuck yourself"

A: "I'm going to have to borrow twenty bucks for gas if you don't mind"
B: "Your mother's balls your borrowing my twenty bucks, take a taxi"

In tennis
A: "That last shot was out of bounds"
B: "Your mother's balls are out of bounds! That shot was in"

by floyd33guy July 11, 2010

your mother's face

The worst of all insults, because it combines all the nostalgia of your mother with the ripping surrealist vibe of your face. Or something.

"u suck"
"ur mother"
"o ya well ur face"
"UR MOTHER'S FACE L0L0L0L0L0L R0X0R PWNED"

by junkyard prince October 14, 2003

Your Mothers Onions

Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative

Stranger- Get the fuck out of my way
You- Why don't you lick your mothers onions
Stranger- What does that even mean?
You- I don't know but it's provocative

by YMO June 29, 2014

word to your mother

An anachronistic corruption of the phrase "word to the mother", which was a popular reference to Africa or "The Motherland" during the late 1980s Afrocentric movement. While the replacement of "the" with "your" effectively obliterated the term's Afrocentric roots, it continued to be used in the same manner, that is, to express agreement. Alternatively, the "your" could take on sinister connotations, implying that speaker was sexually intimate with the listener's mother, as in "say hi to your mom for me", or, in keeping with the whack terminology, "props to your mom, she's da bomb". Finally, the phrase might mean nothing at all, and be used to ineptly feign street cred, in the style of Vanilla Ice.

Jeff - "Given the uncertainty of today's market, I'm strongly considering increasing my portfolio's share of treasury bills."
Greg - "Word to your mother."

by bluedevil July 20, 2006

Your Mother Was a Hampster!

Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!"

Hey Brady, "Your Mother Was a Hampster!"

by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006