impotent

The inability to arouse the penis, often times caused by severe trauma.

Cody's horrible impotency could only be prudently remedied by glancing at his hot mother.

by Zaid Williams January 8, 2004

IMterruption

When trying to do anything online and people continue to instant message you, interrupting your viewing.

I was Google image searching "seventeen" when Chris kept instant messaging me and making me lose my grip. Chris is always causing IMterruptions.

by Dr.Rob Jones October 11, 2008

Imater

A bitch ass school filled with pot heads, refs, pussys come pingas. Girl have long ass acrylics which they got at some dollar tree,they also break their back in pictures threrefore have scoliosis. Niggas ain’t it and they all ugly as shit. They get u in trouble for everything and everyone try to act cool by going to oscars. This school ass PERIODT.

peppa pig: “Imater the best school fr”

Vsco girl headass: “sksks and I oop hell no you a hoe and never going to get a real nigga”

Peppa pig: “shut yo headass up hoe you tryna meet at oscars?”

Vsco girl headass: “and I oop I dropped my ID sksks”

Security: “oyeee el ID la voy a mandar pa csi”

Also pEpPa: “yep what color should I do my acrylics ?”

by Sksksksksksksk September 24, 2019

Imogen

My lovely gorgeous girlfriend. whom i do love.

eg. "god imi your so hot"

by den April 1, 2005

iMoment

When you are just focused on one thing with the music blaring at maximum volume and someone just happens to want to talk to you. You have no idea what the hell is going on when you look at the person. A blank moment of chaos and confusion and down right WTF?!?!. That, ladies and gentlemen is called an iMoment.

Teacher: Jim, whats the answer to this question.
Jim: <ipod blaring>
Teacher (raised eyebrow): Jim?
(Jim looks at the teacher)
<iMoment>
Jim(shouts): WHAT?!

by Sana-Wanna March 14, 2007

piss impotent

When you feel like you need to piss then get into the public toilet and just stand there shaking your junk waiting for the piss to come and it never does

"man, i was waiting in line to use the trough and when i finally get there i was piss impotent!"

by ljjj October 13, 2008

Imhotep

The masculine incarnation of an Egyptian totem pole that turns invisible when Jean stands exactly one nautical mile from Lord Scotland, to quote the BBC series "Look around you." Imhotep is closely related to the feminine totem-pole embodiment, Imogen, whose depiction appears in the sculptures of Imogen Stuart.

How tall is Imhotep? Unfortunately, Imhotep is invisible.

by Lord Scotland August 9, 2009