improper root

A maths-based joke that refers to working towards, but not completely achieving, getting a root. It is essentially a failed attempt to tune or woo a female.

1. "Nah look... I didn't actually root her. It was more of an improper root."

"So nothing happened then."

"Uh... nah, we just chatted."
2. "Old mate Will got an improper root last night."

by YaBoiMattyMC October 7, 2017

Improovy

Principles of removing pain points in relationships and interactions between people.

We applied Improovy principles to solve our customer satisfaction problems and retain the best people.

by Love and Innovation September 7, 2020

Imari

A very caring person when it come down to whats his, breath taking, fine as fuck, and the rest aint yo business for real cause why u wanna know about my nikka?

Imari dont belong to you

by #kye February 10, 2022

improper fraction

A term used to describe the figure of an individual, typically a woman's, in which the torso is larger than the legs. Often used to describe how a person looks while wearing skinny jeans or leggings; popularized primarily on TikTok in 2022.

Commenter: I need to get rid of all my skinny jeans... they make me look like an improper fraction.

by charmtapioca February 13, 2023

imoron

The people that stood in line for hours, paid for a phone that is locked into ATT signed a 2 year contract and paid 600 for the phone!!!!

Dude, have you seen the new Apple Phone that Steve got? Yeah, he paid $600 for it too, what an iMoron.

by GregJJ September 17, 2007

IMAO

A way of typing LMAO to get past censors

Jake : They censored LMAO
John : Just replace the L with a Capital I to get IMAO

by IsItVladmir October 15, 2020

Improperganda

Willfully misrepresenting information for political gain.

Fox News Channel engaged in improperganda when it labeled Mark Foley as "(D-FL)" during its newscast covering the scandal; he's a Republican, not a Democrat!

by Vlad the Impaler October 4, 2006