Ikea Kaiser

Person or person whom for no known reason decide to furnish their houses entirely of junk from Ikea.

Woman 1: Ooh, I love your new sofa.
Ikea Kaiser: Yes I got it from Ikea along with everything else you can see and touch

by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006

Ikea Lovenest

n. The result of incorporating Ikea furniture and other merchandise to form a cozy atmosphere.

A metaphor for a serious commitment/relationship developed from or within such an environment as described above.

"I went shopping at Ikea yesterday to buy more stuff for my Ikea lovenest."

"I just like taking it slow. At this point of time i don't want any serious commitment, I don't want to be your only true friend who you spend all your time with, and I don't want to build a cozy ikea lovenest."
--commitment-phobic boyfriend

by lingus among June 02, 2006

ikea food

The most amazing food you will ever taste, surprisingly good quality, at a surprisingly low price

I went to IKEA tonight and sampled IKEA FOOD, it was delicious and really great value

by Just me 171717 April 28, 2014

IKEA SYNDROME

When you realise life is like a Product from IKEA, your given instructions from the start but still have no friggen idea what your doing at the end of it all...

Girl: So why arent u doing anything?
Guy: I have IKEA syndrome and im shit at understanding instructions,sooooo if your not going to pick up an allan key and help me build this thing please go away and make me a sandwich.

Girl: I just want you to get out of bed, Do you need an allan key for that?

Guy:Argghhh

by iamcorey May 20, 2010

ikea bitch

A girl that doesn't have her shit put together. Can't hold a job, pay bills or other basic grown up shit. Dirty ass car, apartment and usually on something.

That Ikea bitch is in such disarray she got evicted and her car was repossessed again.

by UpOnMySack March 15, 2018

Ikea Yoga

The yogic qualities brought out when constructing Ikea furniture

"I spent 3 hours doing Ikea Yoga today. My chakras are engerized and I have 3 new bookcases."

by UnderTheViaduct July 08, 2012

ikea ass

The word (Ikea ass )is a slang term\\: But its mostly used as a ghetto way to tell someone that you are going to kill they ass .

1. EXAMPLE: Aye yo mf (ikea ass) !!!!
2. EXAMPLE: You can't live if (Ikea ass )!!!!

by Mr.flashlight January 04, 2020