Life span of an idiot

Idiots only live up to 16 years and 4 months

The life span of an idiot is only up to 16 years and 5 months old so take real good care of your idiots

by dynamicmodel2.0 April 8, 2021

Idiog

Someone who shoves horse hooves up their ass.

Nick admitted he is an idiog, now nobody respects him.

by Batmunch March 17, 2016

idia shroud

an adorable man with fire for hair who will do anything for others and spends most his time holed up in his room.
also made a robot of his dead brother

person 1: my favourite character is idia shroud
person 2: omg no way me too!!!

by avatar of nv May 19, 2022

idiot bar

a device found on most newer lawn mowers that will shut the mower off if you let go of the handle so as to prevent some idiot from sticking their hand under a lawn mower while it is running, a similiar device found on a snow blower or other gas powered equipment

The thing I hate about mowing the lawn is when you take your hand off the idiot bar for just a second to move something out of the way and you have to restart the mower.

by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

Idiosyncratic

A word used to describe a person who doesn't fit in, or doesn't abide by social norms. The adjective is more positive than neutral, so idiosyncrasies in a person is a good thing.

She was an idiosyncratic girl, who really stood out from the crowd.

by Eilonwy winter September 20, 2016

Idiotwich

Describes being surrounded by people who are less-than-brilliant.

Proper usage depends on where you are located in relation to the others in the group.

See: 'First Chest'

In the middle: "Everytime I go to Three of Cups Lounge, I wind up being the meat in an idiotwich!"

At either end: "How the hell did I become a slice of bread in this idiotwich?"

by DanoNYC January 5, 2010

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

by notjakelmao November 4, 2020