Icing the head

when you rub ice on your dick before you masturbate.

"Nick was feeling particularly lonely last night, so he was found icing the head."

by Witty asshole name # 4 September 5, 2007

Icing on the Shit-Cake

Bad news/events that already top off an extremely shitty day

Mike: What's wrong Billie?

Billie: My girlfriend just broke up with me and now my car just broke down.

Mike: Damn, that must be the icing on the shit-cake.

by Whatsername1911 February 1, 2010

icing my cake

The act of turning a girl on.

"I like it, baby: you're icing my cake."

by meyk September 2, 2008

Icing a bro

Planting a Smirnoff Ice in a surprising and/or funny location. The Smirnoff Ice cannot be in a expected location otherwise the victim has the right to appeal the icing.

The victim who discovers the ice then has to get on one knee and down the ice. However if the victim carries an ice for protection (like a condom) then it turns into a counter ice and the perpetrator then has to down his own ice.

At the workplace, you are plotting icing a bro. You hide a convenient ice in a draw so when your colleague goes to open his draw for a pencil he discovers an ice. He is very surprised and a crowd of perpetrators who plotted the ice gather round. He stands up, gets on one knee and downs his ice since he doesn't carry a protective ice.

by diamondmanizzle3 February 25, 2014

icing sugar

A slang term for cocaine.

Crack head: Hey man.... Got the icing sugar?

Dealer: Yeah, here take it....

Crack head: What the hell? Why is it sweet?!?!

Dealer: Oh shite! It's da cops!

by Aperture 2.0 December 15, 2017

icing fart

An event wherein semen previously deposited in either the vagina or anus seeps out of the orifice and onto the recipient's underwear or legs and covers the area like icing does a cake. It is not uncommon for the flow to be forced out by flatulence.

James: "Oh my god!!"

Mark: "What's up?"

James: "That giant load you pumped into my ass before dinner is dripping out.

Mark: "I knew I should have shrimped it up. I hate icing farts."

by He's a bad man. June 23, 2009

icing a brownie

After partaking in sexual acts one splurges on an African American woman

Hey DeQuarius, I was with your mom last night, we were icing a brownie.

by brocko1i December 7, 2017