Ipadding

The act of going to wifi hotspots just to show off your iPad.

Max and cam are going ipadding saturday night in Minneapolis.

by Maxito628 April 4, 2010

ipaditis

A sensation of numbness or pain in the dorsal (top) side of your upper arm due to exertion of tendons while holding up one's iPad to work. This is similar to carpal tunnel, but on the other side of one's arm.

I sat in bed all morning, holding up my iPad for so so long. I need a massage to get rid of my iPaditis.

by campers28 April 19, 2011

ipad

An ipod for fat people

Ms. Jones gave a ipod to skinny Joe, but gave an ipad for Bob because he is obese.

by WorstCaseSenario April 13, 2010

Ipad

An oversized Ipod Touch and Iphone wanna-be that unremarkably failed. Usefull for lots of things, like swatting flies, being a paperweight, chucking out the window... Impossible to carry around convieniently

John: OMG! You got the Ipad!! Can i feel it?
Bob: Sure
John: Wow! its really light!
Bob: Big Fucking deal. it's not like i can put it in my pocket...

Samantha: Hey! I see you got the Ipad!
Joe: What are you, blind? This ain't no ipad! it's my really big itouch!

by StudyHallHelp May 27, 2010

iPadeitis

Obsessed with iPads or use them constantly.

(The itis part is pronounced as you would pronounce the end of tonsillITIS.)

That boy is always on his iPad, he has iPadeitis

I fear the school has been infected with iPadeitis.

by Fabulous Genius November 22, 2013

ipading

Is a synonym for "I petting" which is a tender way of giving your penis or your vagina some long needed attention.

I gotta get home and do some ipading.

by Job Steves June 14, 2010

ipaditis

"iPaditis" A state of mind where sufferers need to detach from reality, to go online into a virtual world.

iPaditis. "I can't do that just now, I'm in the middle of a game." "Sorry, I forgot you were there - need to check my scrabble status.)

by the real georgeous george June 23, 2015