iPad

An iPad is an electronic device that a Bostonian would call what a non-Bostonian calls an iPod.

Bostonian #1 - Eyy Bahb, I just stole this guy's iPad!

Bostonian #2 - Quick! Get in the Cah!

by ThunderM005e May 2, 2010

iAddicted

Addicted to your smartohone or iDevice. Always checking or updating your facebook or twitter accounts from you iPhone, Ipod or droid.

Jim: Is sally metting us at the bar?

Steve: She is so iAddicted that she facebooked that she will be there, what band was playing, what the special were and and even posted a picture of the weather forcast.

by leprechaun311 October 20, 2011

iPadestrian

An iPadestrian is a person who walks around the streets with an iPad in his hand looking like complete fucktards. iPadestrians are often found in front of Apple stores. If you try to communicate to them they often give you that "iDon'tCare" look. The iPadestrians have many things in common with the iDiots who hold up their iPad at concerts, only the concert iDiots piss people way more off. If you encounter an iPadestrian, the best thing to do is to smash their iPad in their face. Extreme iPedestrians have an extra iPad mini with them. Take it and play frisbee with it.

An iDiot walks around with his iPad covering his face. Hit the iPadestrian!

by stop the love, spread the hate August 26, 2013

ipad break dance

on your ipad, when the screen doesn't display right when you turn it on its side and then turn back to correct the display on the screen.

user 1: damn i cant type because the keyboard is hiding the text box.
user 2: have you tried the ipad break dance?
user 3: oh thanks, that fixed it!

by pixiegod November 7, 2013

iPad

A great piece of technology made by Apple. It's a cool gadget that can be in the form of an iPad Air, iPad Mini, or simply iPad. Also known as a tablet computer, it looks like an over-sized iPhone. It's better to play mobile games on an iPad instead of an iPhone. It also has many features that the iPhone has, but many iPad versions still connot perform phone calls.

Guy #1: "Hey look, mom bought me an iPad!"
Guy #2: "OMG lucky you!"

by HaL9000 October 8, 2015

iPad Pro Magic Keyboard

The ridiculously overpriced piece of garbage keyboard and trackpad case for the iPad Pro. It makes your iPad float in the air, but come on? Who really needs that? Who, in their right mind would pay $350 for a keyboard that can't tilt it that far back, a small trackpad, and no function keys? Due to the rubbery material, the outer surface smudges really easily! Complete waste of money.

Did you see the new iPad Pro that came out?
Yes, and Apple also announced the new iPad Pro Magic Keyboard with a built-in trackpad?
How much is it?
$300 or $350. The Apple tax, you know.
$350 for a keyboard?!

by D.Empire412 October 1, 2020

Crusty iPad Kid

That one kid that is always I their iPad, which usually has a thick case and is encrusted in a thicc later of snot. Commonly seen in a Wal-Mart basket with Cocomelon playing on full volume from their YouTube kids.

Me: Girl, ur sisters such a Crusty iPad Kid
Friend: Yeah I know :,)

by CrayolaKlay June 20, 2022