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Having an extremely short attention span due to being so overwhelmed by all the cool things you can do on an iPad.
My iPad's giving me iPADD -- I can't concentrate on one feature for more than a few seconds before I have to go check out something else.
iPADD by origamian July 7, 2010
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iPad Kid 

Basically, it's just Quackity. That's it. He walks, talks, stands and coughs like a fucking iPad Kid. Someone, please get him his sippy cup and his dinosaur mac and cheese so he can stop screaming in restaurants while watching Ryan's Toys Review. Please.
Quackity: *sneezes like a toddler*
Chat: "IPAD KID"

Quackity: "did he say anything about me?" *stands like a MF kid who asks "do you have games on your phone?" WHILE ROCKING BACK A FOURTH
iPad Kid by eurphoria March 28, 2021
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iPad insomnia 

... inability to/or sacrifice of sleep due to the obsession with your iPad
that damn iPad has turned Tom into a zombie.....dude never sleeps anymore...he clearly suffers from iPad insomnia
iPad insomnia by t0mt October 1, 2010

cuban ipad 

term used in 2015 to tell someone that their roblox exploits are trash
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cuban ipad by P0larr November 25, 2020

iPad kid 

A child who is so intensely focused on the iPad their parents gave them (usually in a bulky case, and littered with fingerprints) that they lose all awareness of their surroundings, often randomly contorting their bodies and throwing themselves in awkward ways over furniture, bumping into things, and randomly vocalizing.
My professor's child is a total iPad kid. He was drooling in his hands while playing roblox on the floor of the Jim-n-Nick's yesterday.
iPad kid by LukesPoetryCorner April 28, 2021
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sticky ipad kid 

a child who uses and ipad that is always dirty and covered in grime. then use the ipad in weird, contorted positions and often cough all over the ipad. they are disgusting.
ew look at that sticky ipad kid.
sticky ipad kid by cassidybowe July 29, 2021

iPad kid 

A kid who is on there iPad almost all day. They also eat while watching yt and never go out side. They also cry when there mother asks them to get off the iPad at any point.
She’s been on her iPad all day she’s an iPad kid
iPad kid by KalGoc08 July 11, 2022
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