humpy dumpy

1. the act of having sex with someone shortly before ending a relationship. Also known as "loving an leaving" or "goodbye sex".

2. Figurine, statue, or plus character of a bear in a Humpty Dumpty suit

1. I gave her the good ol' humpy dumpy since the relationship was in the toilet anyway.

2. I bought the cutest little Humpy Dumpy figurine online today.

by Jay Dower May 30, 2006

humpdy dumpdy

He was an egg that used to be alive! yeah its true coz theres even a song about him init!

Humpdy Dumpdy sat on a wall
Humpdy Dumpdy had a great fall
All The Kings Horses
And all The Kings Men
Couldnt put Humpdy together again

by Ganjiman March 16, 2004

humpy hammocks

a game where two people bounce up and down on each side of the hammock like a retard
usually played in cancun club med

(sometimes if you are lucky you find a full pack of stride gum that makes you crazy because its most likely poisened)

lets go play humpy hammocks

by Jewls and Cookiee December 14, 2010

humpty-bosk

Most excellent. Could not possibly be better. A step up from being simply bosk. Used mostly to describe a consumptive experience

Oh aye min, that curry pie was humpty-bosk. Hit the spot!

by anna apple October 12, 2003

humph

Interjection used to express displeasure when something doesn't come out the way you wish

Silly girlfriend:So are you taking me out for dinner tonight?
You:Sorry hunny,i can't.I'm going to watch the football game with the guys.
Silly girlfriend:Humph!

by 8inches September 28, 2005

a humphrey

A child that is born to unwed parents who eventually get married.

Jane was a bastard until she was flower girl at her parents wedding last week; she is now a humphrey.

by Joel Rodriguez March 18, 2007

humpty bitch

1.a fat rolly polly type of bitch.
2. one of many breeds of bitch's. stupid bitch, nagging bitch, ugly bitch, slutty bitch...ect....
3. a chubby female dog

1. Go eat another cake you humpty bitch
2. lets breed my humpty bitch with your latin boxer and see what we get.

by mr.flagg February 26, 2008