"Man, I really wish there was something that gets me going instantly."
"Sounds like you could use The Horn..."
"Sounds like you could use The Horn..."
by fred durst 2 May 12, 2023
Get the The Hornmug. Your such a hornness my dogness.
by Kurmus (ette) January 29, 2018
Get the hornnessmug. Buddy 1: So how'd it go with Janette last night?
Buddy 2: Got my horn sucked, then clapped that muff til' it was roast beef.
Buddy 1: Awesome!! I'm getting my horn sucked tonight too!
Buddy 2: Got my horn sucked, then clapped that muff til' it was roast beef.
Buddy 1: Awesome!! I'm getting my horn sucked tonight too!
by roastbeefcurtain5 October 20, 2021
Get the Hornmug. 1.) (abbreviated from 'horny') a kink or fetishor sexual concept that is particularly arousing or appealing or satisfying to a person's sexual appetite; usually written as possessive, as in 'my horn' (my fetish/kink/sexual preference or fantasy)
2.) (In the whump community) any fetish or kink or sexual scenario that involves a nose or sneezing
2.) (In the whump community) any fetish or kink or sexual scenario that involves a nose or sneezing
by Orange Sherbet Laser February 20, 2020
Get the hornmug. 
Horny: to be sexually aroused to the point that you're desperate. Wanting to get some real bad. "Horn" is used as prefix to words, such as dog.
by pnksktlz September 20, 2003
Get the hornmug. When you have provided a service, beyond reasonable expectations, and for no good reason, this hat wearing individual wants a ridiculous discount base purely on douchebagery.
Please note the individual is referred to as 'bob' although that is not his real name.
Please note the individual is referred to as 'bob' although that is not his real name.
Bob- I'll have the porter house steak please, medium.
Waiter- Certainly, anything else sir?
Bob- No, thats all.
Dinner is consumed, no complaints were made.
Bob- This is the worst steak I have ever had, I refuse to pay!
(The 'bob' individual continues to argue a minuet amount, disregarding the fact he was provided a service and it is in bad taste to bring up discontent with the product after payment has been issued)
After speaking with the manager, who reiterated the fact that if you didn't like it, why did you eat? The bob proceeded to cause a shitfit similar to that of an infant.
At which point the manager, who was embarrassed for the cowardice individual, allowed the dinner to be removed from the bill, and asked the 'bob' like character to leave.
The manager then admitted to the waiter that they had been HORNED.
Waiter- Certainly, anything else sir?
Bob- No, thats all.
Dinner is consumed, no complaints were made.
Bob- This is the worst steak I have ever had, I refuse to pay!
(The 'bob' individual continues to argue a minuet amount, disregarding the fact he was provided a service and it is in bad taste to bring up discontent with the product after payment has been issued)
After speaking with the manager, who reiterated the fact that if you didn't like it, why did you eat? The bob proceeded to cause a shitfit similar to that of an infant.
At which point the manager, who was embarrassed for the cowardice individual, allowed the dinner to be removed from the bill, and asked the 'bob' like character to leave.
The manager then admitted to the waiter that they had been HORNED.
by Patient waiter October 21, 2010
Get the Hornedmug.