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Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

An endearing term used for the current British Prime Minister.
these are some examples of the actions of what a Hoofwanker or Hoofwanking Bunglecunt gets up to!

Wholesale reorganization of the NHS which will lead to the majority of it being privatized.

Cuts to the police and the armed forces

Handing a rail contract to a German firm instead of Bombardier which is a British firm.

Attacking the disabled by paying a French company, ATOS, millions of pounds to get 9 out of 10 people off the disability allowance and on to JSA. The government denies any targets being set, but Dispatches, a program on the television a couple of weeks ago has shown this to be correct.

The closing of Surestart centers.

Cutting winter fuel payments by £100

Cutting the higher rate of tax from 50p to 45p

Abolishing EMA that the poorest relied on.

Tripling tuition fees.
by rogershulme February 14, 2014
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what the hoof

abbreviated to WTH, which is a derivation from WTF (what the fnck) which came into being when it was discovered that Kate from Kate's Playground has one foot and one cloven hoof.

Used in much the same way as WTF, but more specifically when you see something weird/unexpected.
Guy1: Kate from Kate's Playground is hawt
Guy2: Look at this picture of her foot
Guy1: WHAT THE HOOF?
All: keekles
by HG January 27, 2005
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"Are we rolling your hoop (hooptee) or mine?"
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The name of the 2nd Hooptie vehicle you own. Slang for the word the Hooptie junior.
Oh snap he is pullin' up in the hooptie june
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Hoot la

Me and my wife are going to go spend time with my mother-in-law this weekend that should be a hoot la of a time .
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