hoodie

Primitive tribal clothing item commonly seen in large quantities around street corners, public toilets and McDonald's Restaurants in town centres up and down Britain, and almost certainly in any recently-stolen car. Consists of sweater-like top with hood, designed primarily to shield the wearer from CCTV cameras, store detectives, police patrols, and others who might seek to violate the wearer's precious Human Rights(tm) by prosecuting them for theft or possession of controlled substances. Often worn in conjunction with thick-brimmed baseball cap, acne, and a fixed, slack-jawed expression.

Example 1:
"Can you describe the mugger, madam?"
"Yes, officer. He was gangly, with pasty complexion and spots, wearing a hoodie, baseball cap, baggy tracksuit bottoms, white trainers, gold sovereign rings and a thick gold chain. Also he looked a bit backward."
"Unfortunately that doesn't narrow it down very much, madam."

Example 2:
"Man, f'n gerraht 'ere, yeh? Ge'tcha f'n hoodie, yeh? Ga'hn twoccin' innit?"

by Shkval July 24, 2008

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someone thats a slut and drsses skanky , will sleep with anyone

that girl is such a hoodie.

by urban daisy February 25, 2008

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A middle class white kid that grows up in suburbia who thinks he's part of a gang. Frequently seen with other hoodies, wearing hoodies, around malls, stores ect. Try to act tough and cool. Frequently listen to punk music.

All of John's friends are going to hang out near the mall and try to act tough.

by B.C May 30, 2005

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