Crockle Hocking

Partaking in an activity to give the appearance of being busy. A niche pass time undertaken by experts in passing time.

M: Hey David, what's cackle lacking?
D: Just Crockle Hocking.

by Sprog July 12, 2015

Bason Hocko

The almighty god of the Basonism religion. In Basonic it means Holy King.

Now we must pray to Bason Hocko. Otherwise something bad might happen.

by Råger Hocko September 12, 2019

Zac Hocking

Zac Hocking is a legendary gamer he is nothing below average at any game he plays.

Player 1: im dead

Player 2: im coming

Player1: He's too good just run, go for placements you can't win

Player 2: *Attempts to run

Zac Hocking: I see you bitch

Player 2: starts unbreath'nting

by bigPPenergy ;) November 1, 2021

zylah hockenberry

Zylah hockenberry. Where do we even START!! I have only known her for over a year but it feels like we have known each other forever. Zylah is such an amazing and genuine person and she is always there to make your day and listen to you rant.she bullys you for fun but make sure you know she doesn't mean it. She is so beautiful yet so insecure. We don't understand how she couldnt like herself.. I mean, LOOKED AT HER!! Gorgeous eyes perfect body gorgeous everything!!! She might creep you out sometimes cause yk it's really hard to make her mad at me. It's weird. Anyways if you have a zylah in your life, don't lose her if she is anything like mine cause trust me, once your locked into a friendship like this one, YOU WILL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!! IT'S LIKE A PARTY EVERYDAYYY!!! zylah is my forever best friend and I can't wait to see what our future holds!! <3-skylarWallywrld

Person 1: "Did you see Zylah Hockenberry and her friend?"

Person 2: "yea! they so funny, they just in their own lil world fr"

Zylah is a person so I can't"define them"🥹 stop askin

by Sky-wallace---- December 7, 2023

Horse Hocking

When you are riding a horse while straight jorking it

Yeah nigga I was horse hocking on my granddaddy ranch. His horse had me acting up.

by Bob lachtose December 2, 2024

shit hocking

when you are covering yourself with your own shit

Hey my brother is shit hocking right now being a fucking weirdo

by Wengardian Leviosa June 8, 2024

Air hocking

When one plays with their balls while giving a speech.

Did you see David's speech today? Bro had his hand in his pocket and was air hocking the while time.

by Harry Chin November 20, 2025