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Hole Hock 

When the inside of your ass gets itchy.
Glen: Oh boys lets go down to Texas!

John: Glen are you gonna give me a pearl necklace when we get there?

*Glen is frantically scratching the inside of his ass and it appears as though hes fingering his own ass hole*

John: what the fuck are you doing mate?

Glen: FUCK ME I GOT MYSELF ONE OF THE WORST CASES OF HOLE HOCK! FUCK IM READY TO TEAR MY BALOON KNOT OUT AND TREAD ON THAT SUCKER!
Hole Hock by HartleyJ August 3, 2009
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Bush Hock 

To kick a person or object (usually a bush)
"Yo son, your mulberry bush got mad stomped!"

"Werd, they bush hocked the shit out of that joint!"
Bush Hock by Daddy Dylan February 19, 2009
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Chance Hock 

Sexy ass man who I want to marry one day:,)
Chance Hock by Ilovechancehock July 11, 2019
The act of inhaling to dislodge an amount of phlegm that is then spat out.
Ugh, could you have kept that in, or done it some where else, that was a disgusting snot hock !
snot hock by DrMoob September 29, 2020

Hammer-hock 

When you stare at someones package from a distance or up close without trying to be noticed
Stacey quit looking at that guys package! He's gonna noticed u hammer-hock
Hammer-hock by Cjb86 October 16, 2020

The James Hock 

Used to be my chem teacher, now sold out and teaches physics to scrubs. left me with the fucking hampster/teddy rosevelt. fucking cock tease
I love the sherrif
The James Hock by Jesus September 21, 2003

big hock 

Its what I gots!
Man! He's got big hock!
big hock by Cheese fried March 17, 2004