Jim: Hey steve, have you seen the 30 lb dumbbells?
Steve: ya that weight hoarder has them over there along with the 25's and 40's!
Steve: ya that weight hoarder has them over there along with the 25's and 40's!
by Damneck April 17, 2011
Get the weight hoarder mug.a man who holds onto ex's no matter how they treated him. holds onto each one in case he gets bored and needs a companion for social events or physical needs. 'collects' them such as a hoarder and doesn't let go. He may go back and forth between them and even a current girlfriend/spouse as well.
Jim was with his ex Valerie last night for a bootycall. Now he just made plans to go to the concert tomorrow night with his ex Debra while his girlfriend is out of town. Could he be anymore of a woman hoarder?
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by InsukiN October 8, 2013
Get the Nipple hoarder mug.Gossip hoarder: A person who overhears gossip but doesnt reveal said gossip they just keep it to themselves.
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E.g. A johnny tight lips character
A hush
A person who listens but doesn't tell
A collector of private information
by Rhodes senra April 28, 2012
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David: “Hey Mikey, do you have a phone charger?”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
by BlueXander May 26, 2023
Get the Hoarders Law mug.A person who uses Youtube on a frequent basis, and has an obsession with ensuring that any good video they have ever seen will not be forgotten or unable to be found again by them in the future, so they have many playlists overflowing with hundreds if not thousands of videos that they'll never come back to, with the exception of 2 or 3.
Johnny: "Hey Tom, what was the name of that funny video with the Boston Terrier that you showed me at the beginning of the year?"
Tom: "Hold on, let me check my playlists.........Let's see, I would have filed that under either 'Dogs' or 'Funny'.... give me a minute."
*5 minutes pass.*
Johnny: "No luck in the Dogs and Funny playlists, huh?"
Tom: "Hold on, I'm still looking through the 'Funny' playlist."
Johnny: "After 5 minutes!? Jesus, how many videos are in that playlist!?"
Tom: "412."
Johnny: "Jesus Christ Tom! Have you even started the "Dog Playlist yet!?"
Tom: "No, and I'm not looking forward to it. 155 in that one."
Johnny: "Tom, I think you might be a Youtube Hoarder."
Tom: "Hold on, let me check my playlists.........Let's see, I would have filed that under either 'Dogs' or 'Funny'.... give me a minute."
*5 minutes pass.*
Johnny: "No luck in the Dogs and Funny playlists, huh?"
Tom: "Hold on, I'm still looking through the 'Funny' playlist."
Johnny: "After 5 minutes!? Jesus, how many videos are in that playlist!?"
Tom: "412."
Johnny: "Jesus Christ Tom! Have you even started the "Dog Playlist yet!?"
Tom: "No, and I'm not looking forward to it. 155 in that one."
Johnny: "Tom, I think you might be a Youtube Hoarder."
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