Another name for a porn database. Do not show your mom/gf how to check your Internet history. Must be cleared after watching porn (trust me).
by Keith 69 August 3, 2015
by BlockFive September 17, 2017
A once respected cable channel. Many years ago it was a serious source of historical information and now it is Reality TV, Pseudoscience, and Pseudohistory. Actual history has been abandoned for ratings.
I learned everything I know about History from the History channel. I learned that aliens helped humans build the Pyramids, The Bible contains a secret code which can be deciphered using a computer, monsters are real, and Nostradamus predicted 9/11.
by A1988 January 23, 2011
A person who knows a lot about history, particularly a lot regarding a period of time, person or place.
Person 1: Susan knows a lot about Pin Up Models
Person 2: Yeah she's kinda a History Buff on Cheesecake.
Person 2: Yeah she's kinda a History Buff on Cheesecake.
by Luscious Landie February 1, 2010
That horrible feature in every search engine that tells everyone who looks at it, what your favorite hentai or porn site is. Extremely classified stuff, Protect it with your life
Normal Guy:"Hey guys, don't look at my search history."
Another Guy:"You don't have a search history...if you know what I mean."
Another Guy:"You don't have a search history...if you know what I mean."
by AnonymousDictionarist November 24, 2015
One of the most ridiculously difficult, most fucking aggravating and profoundly anal retentive classes ever to be conceived by a devil worshiping baby eater. It alone can bring down an honor role student to virtually failing grades, anybody who gets a fraction of a point above above a 79% in this class and has the audacity to state that it is easy, or complains about their grade, has the choice to either literally drive 16 ford f350's directly into their tight pink virgin, soon to be bleeding, assholes, or rip out their sexual organs and sell them on eBay for no more that $1.35.
Bum: Spare some change??
Pedestrian: Why didn't you finish high school ya lazy bum?
Bum: I took apus history.
Pedestrian: ...how much do you need?
Pedestrian: Why didn't you finish high school ya lazy bum?
Bum: I took apus history.
Pedestrian: ...how much do you need?
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 22, 2009
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