lookie here

US southern slang. Usually preceded or followed by "now."
It means "listen to what I have to say next, because it is something that you were unware of or had previously been ignoring, much to our chagrin."
or can simply mean "look at this."

Now, lookie here: we don't appreciate that kind of foul language here.

Lookie here now: The way you're cutting them switches is all wrong. Use a sweeping motion.

Lookie here! It's a dodo bird!

by darius sunofovich January 7, 2005

here i am with my ninja clan

Here I am with my ninja clan,

ninja clan,
here we stand.

Or in Sasuke Uchiha's case,

Here I am with my Uchiha clan,
Uchiha clan,
No one stands.

Twelve years ago,

a Nine-Tail Fox suddenly appeared...

If you believe it!

Naruto!

Naruto!

Believe it!

Beeeeliiiiiiieve it!

Here I am with my Ninja Clan!

Ninja Clan

Here we stand!

Naruto

I'm on my way,

Naruto

I feel okay!

Getting ready to fight on set!

Come on best friends by my side!

Sasuke, is really cool!

Sakura, the beautiful!

Kohagag en Naruto sagohgo mamoe

Kohagag en Naruto sagohgo mamoe

by Hinata Hyuuga, Bitch February 7, 2014

Not here to fuck spiders

Intentionally offbeat, blunt, and sarcastic Australian humor to exclaim that you mean business and you're not here to waste time.

It's also rhyming slang with "not here to kick the tires" of a car for sale, which has a similar meaning.

1. "So, are we going to the pub or what?"...Jono
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate, let's fuck this puppy."...Sambo

2. "Your first month on the job has been fantastic. Sales have gone through the roof"...Manager
"Well, I'm not here to fuck spiders. When I'm I going to get my commission check?...Sales rep

by Khe Sanh July 29, 2020

Here we go

here we go : used when something is just beginning to happen or move

“Here we go,” I said as the roller coaster began to climb the first hill.

by unbelieveable June 6, 2016

I hate it here

A phrase said usually on stan Twitter when coming across something on the timeline or replies that is nasty, cringy, or just outright wrong.

Can also be said when referring to hellish irl situations that you wish you could escape.

*scrolling stan twitter on a normal day*
*sees dick pic, porn, and/or nasty imagines *
Twitter status: WTF I HATE IT HERE

by cinnabellex3 February 7, 2020

im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.

stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?

by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022

Ayo the pizza here

Can be used to express physical pain after falling down a staircase.

Ayo the pizza here oh nigga ahhhhh oww my ears burn.

by anonymous April 16, 2021