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Bang Heading

When someone tries to "Head Bang" to a song but do it in such an off beat or weird manner that it's just sad.
Guy 1: "Dude, check out this new song I found."
Guy 2: "Oh wow, it's cool. *wtf? I don't even know*"
Guy 1: "Alright, cut out the Bang Heading, you're embarrissing me. . ."
by Tortuga Dorian November 25, 2010
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Turtle Heading

Bro we really need to find a shitter! I've been Turtle Heading for the last 20 minutes! If I don't get there soon Mr. Hankey is gonna come visit.
by RoyalTokes July 7, 2018
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turtle-heading

(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap
Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."
by Don de Mookster March 4, 2009
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Tonya Harding

Resorting to underhanded means to eliminate one's competition.

Comes from the ice-skater Tonya Harding, who had her boyfriend purposefully club Nancy Kerrigan, who was favored to win the gold, in an attempt to improve her chances in the 1994 Winter Olympics.
That skank better stay away from my man or I'll go Tonya Harding on her ass!
by eighteenlies August 27, 2005
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Harding's Law

The tendency to notice mistakes shortly after a resource is made public. Characterized by a direct correlation between the impact of the mistake and the size of the audience. Variant of Murphy's Law.
"Oh no! I didn't catch that typo until after I hit the 'Publish' button! Harding's Law, huh?"

"Why is it so reliable that I see an error in a file 30 seconds after I send it out? Must be Harding's Law at work."
by jstarlen January 2, 2020
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Herring Salad

the act of two guys eating out a womans smelly vagina and ass simultaneously.
After an evening of chasing flamingos, Chad and JR are looking to relax by finding a nice old lady to herring salad.
by Johnnie Bee December 9, 2010
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Heading for the pink

Acting in a manner that is very camp. This kind of behaviour is often evident with metrosexuals.
John loved to get his hair done at the hairdressers a bit too much, everyone thinks he's heading for the pink
by pulcher_sum September 5, 2005
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