HelplessGrim

One of the best CMPD chiefs this department has ever seen, serving along with his Faithful Sidekicks: AdmiralGhost, and AdmiralSkyler.

Hey, have you heard of HelplessGrim Before?
No, I have not.
*proceeds to cut their arms into 50 pieces*

by _Dreamsucks_lol June 8, 2021

Heidleberry

Any one who has the God given gift to Kill any situation just by speaking. This person is the one who makes the entire room silent with the addition of any spoken word or phrase.

Also known as joke assasin!

Ha ha ha ha...(cricket)...That was a total Heidleberry moment! Thanks!

by tonycanty October 5, 2005

helpless baby

The small, resinated remaining portion of a joint.
Usually, it is too small to even hold any longer- or it starts to burn one's lips.
Also known as H.B.

"Hey, do you still want to hit this little joint? Heck no! I don't want that Helpless baby"!

"This is stil burnin', you want? NO! Get that H.B out of here"!

by LADYFAWN February 1, 2006

Hipletrina

Hipletrina - a hiplet dancer or a hiplet ballerina.

A new generation of hipletrinas were tought by Homer Bryant .

by rokatya May 5, 2017

helpless turtle

When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up

Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night

by Luxemo January 5, 2018

Helpless hero syndrome

When someone has very strong convictions about bad things that are happening so far away that they can't possibly do anything about it, yet do nothing about bad things that are close enough to do something about.

This guy at the coffee shop just talked to me for 20 minutes, unsolicited, about how he could fix the problems at North America's southern border if only he was on the ground there. I think he has helpless hero syndrome

by GriffMasterFresh April 8, 2021

heeple hopple

1. A large amount of something, insinuating as such leads to others reading you as suspect.

"I have a heeple hopple of three's in my hand." "That is some Dudo, bro"

*shows four three's in hands, two of which were birds*

"That ain't no Dudo. That is a heeple hopple, king!"

"Damn birbmeta."

by PengyPoo November 1, 2021