Teresa Heinz Kerry

a stupid rich girl who just so happens to be marrying all these rich people and keeping their names

Don't let your daughter marry too many men or she may end up a Teresa Heinz Kerry.

by nonoyawns January 20, 2005

heinz 57

A common sexual maneuver that originated in "the tilly" that involves a drunk male assuring an even drunker female that he in indeed wearing a jimmy hat. Once he's finished unloading his baby batter inside her and breaks the news to the skank, he forces her to hover over the toilet and drain as much of his man juice out of her as possible while smacking the back of her head like a Heinz 57 bottle.

Friend1: "Yo Travis, did you take Angie home last night and hit that shit raw?"

Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"

by Tyrone Kizzaps March 08, 2007

Teresa Heinz Kerry

A disaster, the Kerry campaign's cause of death. A Democrat myself, the only word that came to my mind when she spoke at the convention was "Ugh".

Teresa Heinz Ketchup.

by TriBeCaDuDe January 23, 2005

I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun

Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!

by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your ass for fun or pleasure.

Hey man, I shoved a tin of Heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man that's crazy!

by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

Heinz

The only legitimate ketchup brand.

Jake: Have you had some of that *random brand name* ketchup?
Paul: *shoots Jake*
Paul: Shoulda bought Heinz

by AllKnowingTree October 21, 2021

Heinz

Two words - Handsome hunk
Heinz is an nice attractive young person.
A lady killer in disguise,his charm is so powerful you'll know its him from a mile away.

Omg heinz is coming!! Im not blushing you're blushing darlene.

by Hainz November 22, 2021