Headlock

A tight situation that you either have to fight through or tap out of.

A big decision making situation.

A deep train of thought.

A moment when life slows down.

A moment you won't forget. Due

I was hit with a Headlock today at work. My boss blamed me for something I didn't do and wouldn't hear my end. I was about to quit but I need the money.

My mom went through a Headlock about her life one time. I guess she chose the sleeping pills over raising me and my brother that night. I had to smack her awake until the ambulance came and Fed her charcoal.

My girl cheated on me so now I'm going through a Headlock on weather or not I want to stay with her.

I'm having a Headlock on where I want to throw my birthday party this year.

I'm having a Headlock on what school I want to attend.

I'm having a Headlock on what I want to be when I grow up.

I'm having a Headlock on what happens when you die.

by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017

Monkey in a headlock

Hairy bush

Theresa yelled across the showroom saying, “Haeeey Mark!.” (She was seated at a desk in a skirt with no undergarment)... Mark gazes over but before he can make eye contact, his eyes peer up from the floor but are caught looking her beaver dead in the face, and said “H h heyyy Theresa” (Marks mind was stained forever) ...fast-forward two days..(Mark is in the warehouse talkin’ shop with tha boys) He says to the group, “man I was grabbing some button caps and Theresa calls my name and dammit if I didn’t see her monkey in a headlock!” (Store manager overheard and rather than addressing the matter he instead nailed some plywood to the back of her desk.) conclusion~Monkey sedated; monkey caged.

by Circumcised tortoise December 29, 2018

Arkansas headlock

When a man wraps his legs around his partners head with his penis in his partners mouth

She said she gave a good blowjob, I asked her if she had ever had an Arkansas headlock.

by Skyclimber Knievel September 25, 2022

Russian headlock

When a male gets naked & immediately puts you in a full Nelson

Shut up lil bro before I put you in the Russian headlock

by KINGVONFRMDAO August 15, 2022

Rottweiler in a headlock

Another way of saying constipated.

I didnt think that turd would ever come out. It was like I had a Rottweiler in a headlock

by Tex in affect February 3, 2024

houdini headlock

The Houdini headlock is when your balls deep into a chick and at the last second before u bust a nut you choke her in a headlock and put your dick in her nose and cut all over yelling "HOUDINI" afterwords the cum comes spilling out of the mouth

I just gave this chick the Houdini headlock

by Slapurmum_m8 March 23, 2016