haunted phillip

To get around in a haunted house doing a motion that is sort of a combination of power walking and the twist, while being naked, and letting your flaccid penis whip back and forth, making a crisp smack off your midsection.

"Yo man, listen to those penis smacks echo through that dreary chamber, that's some mean haunted phillip goin on right there man!"

"I thought I would easily win that bet by spending the night in the old Zimmerman place, but that guy doing the haunted phillip really wore down my nerves."

by Unheard Big Pappy September 3, 2009

Haunted Mansion

One of the best theme park rides I have been on and a great movie with Eddie Murphy.

What almost caused me to fall the 8th grade.

The Haunted Mansion is really a great movie and ride, so f**k anyone who deneys.

by phantom5 February 23, 2005

Haunted Post Office

An unusual sex act developed in the late seventies. It involves a man wearing a white sheet to make him resemble a ghost. He then has sex with a woman. Ideally, the sex will take place in an actual post office. As he climaxes, he cums into an envelope. He takes this envelope and and mails it to his sex partner's mother.

Mary and I did some freaky stuff last night, we even tried a Haunted Post Office.

by CzarIvan12 November 21, 2011

haunted oven

You light a fart and the wind blows it back in.

I tried to light my fart on fire but I accidentally gave myself a haunted oven.

by DiRTWaL February 3, 2018

haunted swingset

When you fuck a woman in a sex swing in the dark, and you have friends hiding in the dark come jerk off on her without her knowing

"For our anniversary, he gave me a haunted swingset."

by Mcketcham May 31, 2018

Haunted bone

When you accept a booty call from someone who has previously ghosted you.

Person 1: Yeah, I know she ghosted me, but I got a booty call from her last night.

Person 2: Just be careful with that haunted bone.

by Hotwire1445 May 13, 2020

haunted house

During Halloween times, people love to look at haunted houses and spooky things.

Haunted Houses are believed to have spirits and ghosts haunting them, trying to scare the shit out of unsuspected people.

A lot of times, these houses are really old and the spirits have been haunting them for a long time.

So many people want to go into haunted houses... why? You'll just scream and run out.

by lunar shadows October 31, 2004