mad hatter disease 

Old definition: madness induced by mercury fumes generated in factories that used this metal in hat fabrication.

Millenial definition: condition experienced by ambitious women who have to assume many roles in order to maintain diplomacy and harmony in a male dominated world.

The field of dentistry has confirmed the validity of this new definition by claiming that introduction of composite materials to replace amalgam restorations have shown no quantifiable impact on the behaviors of driven female practitioners.

My girlfriend has a mad hatter disease, Friday is always her second favorite F* word.

mad hatter disease by Goldstar July 28, 2015

Madd Hatter 

The act of shitty on your partners face. followed up with cumming on it and then punching her in the face. after all this is done you sat you nuts on her head and yell, "Madd Hatter bitch!!" thus making your nuts the hat and your girl pissed.

Luke: i totes gave Grant a Madd Hatter last week!

Lucifer: man i wish you'd give me one of those sometime!

Madd Hatter by bill trip esher nigger September 26, 2010

Wooly Hatter 

A person with below average intelligence who lives in an area of severe urban deprivation, & is worse than a chav, & continually wears a wooly (or woven material) type hat in all types of weather & even indoors.

I wouldn't go to that area as it is full of Wooly Hatters

Wooly Hatter by Steinman July 25, 2007

Jump Hatter 

One who resorts to jumping on his hat when times are rough.

Aw, man, my wife's such a Jump Hatter

Jump Hatter by Schulp March 25, 2009

Chronic Hatter 

Someone who is a true friend, Always there for you when you need something

The other day Chronic Hatter helped me with the bully

Chronic Hatter by _Lushboii January 19, 2011

Mad Hatter 

A deeply annoying person who you just wish would leave you alone.

"Connie, Megan and Aimee are a bunch of mad hatters" Chef Adrian

Mad Hatter by wolfburp November 15, 2016

Mad Hatter 

The act of cumming on your partner’s hair and immediately placing a hat on afterwards. Thus, making them a mad hatter from the amount of time it will take to completely remove your baby sauce.

Invented in Danbury Connecticut; home of the Mad Hatters

“Did you hear Conway gave Cathy a mad hatter. There was so much cum it glued the hat right onto her head”

Mad Hatter by Mike Honcho playgirl star November 21, 2019